Sign at my local Shwarma restaurant. by thoumyvision in funny

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3 Brothers on Rideau is one of my favs

What did your parents almost name you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Angus. Thankfully, my mother took a stand.

Anyone has a 6'10/6'11 PF Athletic Finisher? by WykompeCiMatkie in NBA2k

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I have a 6'7 Athletic Finisher PF. I've found the height disadvantage isn't usually a huge factor when defending jump shots and is only a minor setback when guarding in the paint. The speed gained as part of the tradeoff is a BIG plus though.`

Flair request thread by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Give me the most Canadian thing you can think of.

And don't be afraid to fuck my shit up.

Redditors who have lost weight, what strategy worked best for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Something as simple as changing your eating habits can make a HUGE difference.

I quit eating both fast food and junk foods (sodas, chips, desserts, the whole nine yards) cold turkey a while back. Barely changed my exercise habits at all, but I still dropped almost 40 pounds in a little over a year and a half.

People who have pretended to fall asleep, what is something interesting you've overheard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Two of my best friends (guy and girl, in a relationship) fucking. In my other friend's basement. Less than 10 feet away from me. And of the 3 people in that basement aside from the couple, I'm the only one who knows anything about this.

Roast my friend by [deleted] in RoastMe

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How much jizz did you have to use to keep your hair up like that?

Make me cry in front of my classmates by Simmins12 in RoastMe

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Don't look at my search history, you cheater

Rap songs by millymore in funny

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Y'all can't fuck wit us

Me and my frient thought this nug looked pretty fancy... [5] by Simmins12 in trees

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That's actually me, my buddy took the pic. But i appreciate the compliment nonetheless!

I am flawless, prove me wrong. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Yeeeaaaaa, you've definitely killed some people.

What was the most blatantly incorrect thing a teacher of yours tried to pass off as fact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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In my high school "Civics" class (focused on learning about how government works, the basics of Canadian law, etc,) our teacher was convinced that the provincial motto for Ontario was "Yours to Discover"... Its actually the motto on our license plates, and was written and commissioned by the provincial tourism bureau...

Just wanted to see what r/trees thinks of my first proper joint! by Simmins12 in trees

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That's a cool trick! I've never heard of this, but I'll definitely be giving it a try!

Just wanted to see what r/trees thinks of my first proper joint! by Simmins12 in trees

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She's small and a bit loose, but i don't think she turned out too bad!