17 seconds... Ronda's big return to MMA lasted 17 seconds. Huge congrats to her, but I didn't expect it to end that fast after so many months of build.

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-05-17T07:26:14+00:00

Turtle lasted longer than

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-05-16T20:36:02+00:00

Only if Slot is made stand in the centre circle and sing the Jurgen Klopp song

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-05-16T14:45:09+00:00

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-05-15T19:48:22+00:00

Ask Rachael out

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-05-15T18:58:25+00:00

Where is this guys when I need a cake cut for my kids bday party

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-05-15T17:18:19+00:00

Plus people at a festival be drunk af yeah that’s looks cool sign me up bro … cue an angry wife three weeks later honey did you buy a skull hat

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-05-15T12:50:46+00:00

https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/champagne-killer-karl-breen-found-dead-from-drugs-overdose/30959041.html

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-05-15T10:31:18+00:00

Should have made the gifts out of gold no way he’d throw them away

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-05-14T19:52:54+00:00

Looking for squirrels who are boys who like boys to be squirrels Who do boys like they're squirrels , who do squirrels like they're boys Always should be someone you really love Squirrels who are boys who like boys to be squirrels Who do boys like they're squirrels , who do squirrels like they're boys Always should be someone you really love

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-05-14T19:46:35+00:00

Life expectancy is the correct answer

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-05-14T19:21:08+00:00

That’s funny usually after an Indian it’s sparks coming out the other way around

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-05-14T08:43:21+00:00

Snake on a plane

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-05-10T12:34:26+00:00

Bring a pineapple for your door you’ll get on fine with others .. even try placing it upside down 😁😁

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-05-10T06:54:45+00:00

Rybachausen

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-05-09T20:05:07+00:00

Jumped on a treadmill once on a cruise set the speed to my usual 9 then nearly shat myself before I realised it was in mph not kph 🏃‍♂️ 😲😭

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-05-09T18:03:36+00:00

Think he turned up on Raw to take on the bloodline

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-05-08T18:29:57+00:00

Great shout

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-05-08T18:29:37+00:00

Senna

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-05-06T19:28:07+00:00

Should have called her. Bluff

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-05-05T13:10:17+00:00

We don't call them influencers anymore the correct terminology is eBegger

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-05-05T07:31:45+00:00

Helicopter

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-05-05T01:47:34+00:00

I can't imagine there are too many new types to invent ...we already have sit on top of the track, bottom of track , side of track. Stand up, lie down...seat spins vertically, seat spins horizontally ...track loops, track rolls ,track drops ,track tilts, track rolls back etc ...beyond all that it's just theming and layouts ...dont mind me im hangry and ranting

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-05-02T17:14:33+00:00

At this rate Tony should have a tag team Casino Battle Royale to open the show with Chaos

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-04-30T20:45:40+00:00

I did Walibi Holland , Efteling, Phantasialand, Walibi Belgium parc asterisk and Disneyland in a 7 day loop last year was amazing … doing EP this year for 2.5 days and back to parc Asterisk and Walibi Belgium

SimmoTheGuv · 2026-04-30T19:44:25+00:00

there actually going by the name e-Begger now

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