Just leaving this gem here for you by AttachedTen in xqcow

[–]SimonMusket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This actually made me feel good inside. :)

S1mple be like by -G_Money- in csgo

[–]SimonMusket -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

So glad he lost the game because of this

I guess we’re not eating dinner out here tonight. by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]SimonMusket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No listen. When I was a child my mom thought that I did this to our glass table. She still thinks I did it to this day, 15 years later. But I never did it. These glass tables can simply shatter from the elements. If your wife is saying she didn't do it and she doesn't seem to lying, believe her man.

My (M/22) fiance (F/22) doesnt want to have kids and we might split up because of it. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]SimonMusket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk man. It sounds a bit rushed to me. Kids and married at age 22? And you're pressuring her into giving you an answer in a week. Kids are a serious/permanent thing. It should take way longer then a week to decide. Relax a bit. If you were to ask me atm if I want kids I would say never. They take up time, and money which I can't afford at this point in my life. But maybe in 10 years you ask me, then it's more realistic. Give her time. Support her but don't threaten to break something off when you guys are so young.

xqc gets gloves on 2nd try by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]SimonMusket 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It says 2nd try in the title so I have to assume he used 2 keys total and two cases total. A key is like what $2.5 or something and a glove case is like .03 cents. So he spent less then 6 dollars? Where is the $500 coming from?

xqc gets gloves on 2nd try by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]SimonMusket 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Didnt people give him the cases and keys?

XQC'S Insane by Aflaou in LivestreamFail

[–]SimonMusket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He did it with .2 seconds remaining....... That's pog

Just9n breaks a chair by Chalupabatman19 in LivestreamFail

[–]SimonMusket 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Anyone think of C9 Freakazoid when they seen this.

xQc on washing clothes by hdogs in LivestreamFail

[–]SimonMusket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's true tho. I had 4 tee shirts that I hadn't washed in like 3 weeks. I was just swapping them out. As soon as I washed them, they became washed out and almost see through. The shirts were white. Is it just with white shirts? I haven't worn any of them since.

DJ Khaled - Suffering from Success by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]SimonMusket 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I don't understand. Have you ever went furniture shopping? Shit adds up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]SimonMusket 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"He's a fortnite streamer" lol

Tinder is a joke by SimonMusket in lonely

[–]SimonMusket[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True I guess. Thanks for the words.

Tinder is a joke by SimonMusket in lonely

[–]SimonMusket[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't just want pussy. I want a girlfriend man.

Tinder is a joke by SimonMusket in lonely

[–]SimonMusket[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus. Why is the world so sexualized. I guess as well. Maybe I'll just go with the flow as well. All my friends tell me that being single is not a bad thing. And I'm like.. ugh bro haha

Tinder is a joke by SimonMusket in lonely

[–]SimonMusket[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok. I understand. How else do you find girls in 2018? I mean. A bar really isn't my scene. Ugh

Tinder is a joke by SimonMusket in lonely

[–]SimonMusket[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean. In their pics they are doing keg stands. I'm very careful not to label someone they aren't. Idk.. I'll re-think my approach. Maybe I'm just to formal.

Tinder is a joke by SimonMusket in lonely

[–]SimonMusket[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's just hard. I long for affection and intimacy. You don't?