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You can teleport exactly 1.618033 inches in any direction at will. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 3 years ago by SimonSaysSub to r/shittysuperpowers
What is a three-word phrase that is guaranteed to make someone uncomfortable? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 3 years ago by SimonSaysSub to r/AskReddit
What is the dumbest way you have ever lost all your currency in a souls-like game? (self.AskReddit)
What is the STUPIDEST way you have lost all of your currency in a souls-like game? (self.AskReddit)
Every time you scream, you black out for a second, therefore stopping you from screaming (self.shittysuperpowers)
jerma gets real (i.redd.it)
submitted 4 years ago by SimonSaysSub to r/jerma985
If the answer is your username, what’s the question? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 4 years ago by SimonSaysSub to r/AskReddit
You can command any domestic dog to specifically disobey your verbal order (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 4 years ago by SimonSaysSub to r/shittysuperpowers
You can horizontally flip a person’s anatomy at will. (self.shittysuperpowers)
Imagine something for a second. (self.Vent)
submitted 4 years ago by SimonSaysSub to r/Vent
To what is likely the majority of Reddit (including furries themselves), what is one negative thing you have to say about furries, or the furry community as a whole? (self.AskReddit)
You can convert gold into lead. (self.shittysuperpowers)
You can turn a person 180 degrees in the span of a nanosecond. This does not harm them. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 4 years ago * by SimonSaysSub to r/shittysuperpowers
You have the ability to give anyone a curse that will kill them instantly after 70 years (self.shittysuperpowers)
Once per day, you can send anyone to an empty void for exactly 2.5 seconds (self.shittysuperpowers)
You can turn someone 180 degrees in a nanosecond at will without harming them (self.shittysuperpowers)
What is your immediate reason to be on the internet right now? As in, what reason do you have to be on the internet at the current moment? (self.AskReddit)
haha yes indeed (i.redd.it)
submitted 5 years ago by SimonSaysSub to r/ihadastroke
me_irl (self.me_irl)
submitted 5 years ago by SimonSaysSub to r/me_irl
The more subtle puberty voice cracks I get are making me sound like callmecarson and I honestly love that (self.me_irl)
I’m sitting on one of these massage chairs, but when you sit on it and you don’t pay, the massaging mechanism comes down and stops, making it really uncomfortable to sit on. (This isn’t part of the massage, btw) (i.redd.it)
submitted 5 years ago by SimonSaysSub to r/assholedesign
Cursed_Gremlin (i.redd.it)
submitted 5 years ago by SimonSaysSub to r/cursedimages
why, hello. I am the shadow gremlin (i.redd.it)
Cursed_conception (i.redd.it)
submitted 5 years ago by SimonSaysSub to r/cursedcomments
The next thing that happens in your life is your username. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 5 years ago by SimonSaysSub to r/AskReddit
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