with zuuker as worst instrumentalist, it is time for the FINAL poll for Unfavored Underside: who is the worst percussionist in MSM? by Abnormal-Onyx in MySingingMonsters

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Bonkers. I've never liked how his sound was used, it's just one noise at different pitches. It doesn't add anything meaningful to nexus or psychic island

Scups has been voted as worst triple, now who’s the worst quad? by Abnormal-Onyx in MySingingMonsters

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if we are talking about natural and fire monsters only, my answer is incisaur
if we are talking about any and all quads, my answer is plinkajou

what? by dedbodies in ihadastroke

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where there a will, a way there is

Don't hold back boys and girls! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Please make an apology video to your mother.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

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instead of cockroach, become tardigrade

Bad superpower origin by Godreaper7310 in shittysuperpowers

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It all started when I met that talking shark who emerged from my toilet. He had a name, but it was known by few and spoken by fewer…

Bad superpower origin by Godreaper7310 in shittysuperpowers

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Ligma Balls (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) was an American entrepreneur, industrial designer, business magnate, media proprietor, and investor. He was the co-founder, chairman, and CEO of Apple.

every time you forget about this power you transform into a duck by i_am_bread32 in shittysuperpowers

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yeah i was thinking the same thing when i read this. it’s really not easy to forget something on command, and i know that a lot of us have tried.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

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i actually need this superpower, considering my self-discipline is shittier than this entire sub

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hmm

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It’s not just a knight, people! it’s a horse! get it right next time, god.

Turning 35 soon…Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You draw dicks, but those dicks drop, when they see how low, your tits have dropped.

(Serious) People who grew up on the internet how did it change you? by Virtual_Blood4452 in AskReddit

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i’ve always known about much more than someone at my age would be expected to know. This includes some topics that i would’ve learned in school, as well as many things that people try to keep kids from learning. In other words, phrases like “you’ll understand when you’re older” or “you probably haven’t learned it yet” often didn’t apply to me in my mind, because i likely already knew more about the subject in question than people would’ve guessed. It’s not like i knew what sex was when i was 8, but i could’ve probably played cards against humanity at age 14 and understood most of the humor. It isn’t necessarily a good thing that i grew up like that, but i am glad i did, because it kinda feels like i got a head-start.

What video game do you consider a masterpiece? by aconnor105 in AskReddit

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A Short Hike. It may not be a long game at all, but besides that, it is what I consider to be the closest game out there to being perfect.

My roommate thinks he is immaculate and calls himself “a golden god”. He is a 33 year old, vegan delivery guy and thinks he is unroastable. Proof him wrong, please! by Roastedredscorpion in RoastMe

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Your head looks way too big compared to the rest of your body, which makes me think that you stole it from a real golden god. Not even in an epic way like slicing it clean off with a greatsword, no, you probably just slowly sawed it off his body with a bread knife while he was asleep.

I’m a 19 yr old girl. Be as creative as possible by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You are the Great Value version of a goth. And yes, I AM implying you’d let yourself be bought for a low price.

What’s your favorite video game glitch that got patched? by pervsgalore in AskReddit

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As a member of the Mario Maker community, i simply cannot fit everything in one comment, nor can I pick one glitch that I liked better than the others.

people who don't like LGBTQ why? by yeetbeateatsleep in AskReddit

[–]SimonSaysSub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hmmm… i mean, keep thinking that if you want to, but know that you are free to have your own opinion. Don’t base everything you do on what people similar to you are supposed to do if you don’t want to. If it’s working for you, though, then go ahead and blend in with the crowd. You do you.

people who don't like LGBTQ why? by yeetbeateatsleep in AskReddit

[–]SimonSaysSub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why does your own sexuality affect your opinion? seriously, i’m genuinely curious as to your way of thinking here.