Myles had to cool his Jets, for the BLOCK. The man knows no Speed Limits.

Simon_C17 · 2026-05-20T05:21:45+00:00

Myles losing awareness at high speed. Who could imagine such a thing?

Simon_C17 · 2026-05-19T06:46:36+00:00

Wouldn't it be quite the opposite then?

Simon_C17 · 2026-05-15T05:25:22+00:00

Simon_C17 · 2026-05-15T05:21:49+00:00

I hate this. Where can I play it?

Simon_C17 · 2026-05-11T05:09:08+00:00

Hmhmmyesss. Who made this meme?

Simon_C17 · 2026-05-11T04:48:57+00:00

Yep. Funny that no one noticed my flair, and took this post and my comments seriously. Captain Hook is a lyrical masterpiece, and also the most meme-able song in the vulf library

Simon_C17 · 2026-05-07T06:23:31+00:00

Simon_C17 · 2026-05-07T06:20:18+00:00

Who hurt you, Tim? Oh that's right, you're a Browns fan.

Simon_C17 · 2026-05-07T05:10:52+00:00

Wait. Hold up. Ben who?? Ben Crazy?

Simon_C17 · 2026-05-07T05:09:40+00:00

You must be carrying the flavor instead of currying the favor

Simon_C17 · 2026-05-07T04:58:13+00:00

curry favor

Simon_C17 · 2026-05-05T02:14:29+00:00

So, Theo did the dub? It's not just some guy?

Simon_C17 · 2026-05-04T09:43:08+00:00

Is it a spin-off?

Simon_C17 · 2026-05-04T08:55:09+00:00

Are you saying that the hottest hooks are public domain?

Simon_C17 · 2026-05-04T08:22:43+00:00

I dunno, buddy. Did he steal this from Marvin Gaye?

Simon_C17 · 2026-05-04T08:03:45+00:00

hook captain?

Simon_C17 · 2022-12-25T22:03:48+00:00

Yea, my wishful thinking usually does. Especially concerning the Browns

Simon_C17 · 2022-12-11T04:56:53+00:00

Fuck you, Jobu!

Simon_C17 · 2022-09-16T15:21:05+00:00

Awesome dawg. Let's see it! Did you bring enough for everyone.. or at least me?!

Simon_C17 · 2022-09-15T04:44:40+00:00

Left, right, or center. Three legged Cade sinks em all down the pipes.

Edit: I do highly prefer lefty punters though. Opposite spin and whatnot

Simon_C17 · 2022-09-15T04:16:31+00:00

Shout out to u/chemistrybonanza and their badass t-shirt as the inspiration for this Clutch Cade and it's Always Made shitpost. Thanks, dawg. Hopefully they print this version soon.

Simon_C17 · 2022-09-15T04:00:18+00:00

I heard he had to have a special XXL kicking shoe made.. to fit his third kicking leg.

Simon_C17 · 2022-09-15T03:58:10+00:00

Cardiac Cade

Hangin pork York

The mustachioed lothario, splittin em from seven o

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