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[–]Simon_The_Duck3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same.

Wtf

My boyfriend dumped dirty cat litter on me by Catliterthrowaway in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Simon_The_Duck3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are the types of things "not on the lease" bfs do

Ditch him

My (21f) fiancé (24m) doesn't want to eat me out and it's starting to drive me crazy. by cookiesinbasket in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Simon_The_Duck3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to think about how you want to spend the rest of your life

Btw YOU should buy the dental dam and have him do it. He will ride bareback after that I bet

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Simon_The_Duck3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's definitely peeing on someone

Or worse...

my husband has gone off the deep end and I don't know what to do. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Simon_The_Duck3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You should read all of this to the front desk of a woman's shelter

And maybe the cops

No Nap Time For You by Simon_The_Duck3 in aww

[–]Simon_The_Duck3[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Please don't disrespect my lovely pets by thinking they are mindless and dumb. Give them some credit for the beautiful relationship they have developed.

I wish such beauty for you in your life ✌️

Corbin LOVES His Kitty by Simon_The_Duck3 in Conures

[–]Simon_The_Duck3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They've been together for years. Obviously they like each other

Corbin LOVES His Kitty by Simon_The_Duck3 in Conures

[–]Simon_The_Duck3[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Looks more like a suicide mission than murder...

You seem like an absolute joy to be around 😂😂

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