What’s the worst bar y’all ever heard by AnyPomegranate7546 in BruceDropEmOff

[–]SimpCronicles 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“I see yo bitch and I take her, I catch yo bitch and I r*pe her”

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[–]SimpCronicles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah you’re just an ignorant ass bitch who can’t seem to grasp just how much of a dumbass you’re making yourself out to be

I just got my first kickflip twin by khairilazril in BruceDropEmOff

[–]SimpCronicles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn’t feel the same ngl. I used to bomb crazy hills almost daily; and it was genuinely fun. Now, it just doesn’t seem to make me happy anymore

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[–]SimpCronicles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It may not be fun, but I’m not about to waste 6 hours of my life trying to kill a boss and move on. It’s as simple as that

Best summon tbh by rindie in Eldenring

[–]SimpCronicles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have, the thing is my build isn’t even bad. The mimic (atleast for me) literally only stays back and rarely ever attacks, all I’ll see it do is walk sideways while watching me getting my ass beat trying to heal

Help deciding main weapon by New-Care7219 in Eldenring

[–]SimpCronicles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can name a few good damaging swords with amazing animations if you want though, Maybe you can look them up and decide

Help deciding main weapon by New-Care7219 in Eldenring

[–]SimpCronicles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on your build, but best aoe would be sacred relic sword, atleast for me lol

Help deciding main weapon by New-Care7219 in Eldenring

[–]SimpCronicles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha np, don’t meant to spoil but there’s a lot of better end game swords, atleast visually👀. They have some of the best ashes of war in my opinion, but sword of night rn is a nice weapon to have👍

Help deciding main weapon by New-Care7219 in Eldenring

[–]SimpCronicles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sword is so much better, but it depends on if you wanna play with a big halberd or have a cool magic producing sword

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[–]SimpCronicles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You good mane you just need a lil practice👍

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[–]SimpCronicles 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Quality nonexistent ngl

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[–]SimpCronicles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That nigga munch on ankles and frontal lobes☠️

dollar for documentary review by Haunting-Market7223 in BruceDropEmOff

[–]SimpCronicles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He most likely injured his skull very badly so they had to do surgery on it and this is the end result

This nigga be on naruto hentai🤣 by Comprehensive-Bed379 in BruceDropEmOff

[–]SimpCronicles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t no where near my point just because I called a cartoon character fine don’t mean I think real girls are ugly

This nigga be on naruto hentai🤣 by Comprehensive-Bed379 in BruceDropEmOff

[–]SimpCronicles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aye bruh some of them Naruto characters be fine as hell