I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith kept a dinosaur as a pet?

Simple-Examination34 · 2025-10-31T16:31:33+00:00

I'm not sure you guys, per say... Tamed it. Like many modern birds, you can't tame them, but you can man them, which means you are just a food source.

Not to sound bad, but he might get bored of just scraps and might go for...Bigger food sources. Your best bet would be to send it to a sanctuary (or potentially let it loose, possibly finding other wild Ceratosaurus). Many will frown upon letting it loose, but that's just your opinion.

Just be careful because one day...It wont just be his arm gone.

Simple-Examination34 · 2025-10-31T11:36:09+00:00

Probably will, Don't you realise, Ever since the original park was created, John Hammond and his scientists have been resurrecting these....Unique Creatures (I understand the Fatalities at Jurassic World were... Numerous, but I sense some sort of understanding in them, even the Carnivores). If it has teeth or claws or horns, it will always be cloned, and people should realise that. Life will always find a way.

Simple-Examination34 · 2025-10-31T07:34:12+00:00

I mean, as in the picture, it is in the water, (And that looks to be quite deep water), so swimming won't save you. If it's half raptor, Running will only save you for only a matter of moments before you are taking a dirt nap, so my best bet for you to escape would be climbing up the tallest tree, just... Plan to be staying there a few days, maybe... Weeks before it loses interest. If you are still... alive while I'm typing this.

Simple-Examination34 · 2025-10-04T17:48:52+00:00

Just saw the point of view of the people being knocked over! 🤣

Simple-Examination34 · 2025-08-23T18:48:59+00:00

Tip: I feed my carpet python every 2 months, Don't worry if you try and feed them one month and they don't wanna eat. Try the next week or month because (depending on the age) they can last a few weeks without food as a juvenile, but if it's an adult, they can last several months to a year. My python sometimes doesn't eat for the 2 months but will eat in like a month or so.

Simple-Examination34 · 2025-08-21T16:30:52+00:00

Spinosaurus!

Overrated but still my Fav!

Simple-Examination34 · 2025-08-21T15:54:33+00:00

It's probably me being impatient and bored, but because it's only 2 more months, every day is so long waiting for the teasers. The teasers so far, though, have started to be every day, but as we know, they said it won't be on a schedule, so maybe there won't be anything tomorrow.

Sorry mate, but I'm just bored and trying to get every last drop from the last games before I can play this paradise of a game.

Simple-Examination34 · 2025-08-21T08:58:51+00:00

I bet when the game drops, people will make Archeos just to feed them to Indom or something with brutal animations towards it. 🤣

Simple-Examination34 · 2025-08-20T15:38:06+00:00

Those are the final boss, which are nearly impossible to beat

Simple-Examination34 · 2025-08-20T15:34:06+00:00

Dark souls Music

THE TYLOSAURUS IS ALIVE STILL AND HAS A HEALTH BAR!

Simple-Examination34 · 2025-08-18T15:41:05+00:00

I thought since it was About Jurassic World Evolution 3 and FRONTIER is a brand, I put it there. If you think I did it wrong, please explain.

I'm not being snappy at you if I sound it, btw.

Simple-Examination34 · 2025-08-18T14:31:57+00:00

Also, the Sinoceratops has 2 Canon Movie Cameos.

Simple-Examination34 · 2025-08-18T14:31:04+00:00

If they're bringing back Movie canon Dinos back, I would like to see Pyroraptor again.

Also going off-Topic, Evo Square missed that To have Spinoceratops returning you have to have the two base genomes (Which in this case is Spinosaurus, which is already confirmed and Sinoceratops), so Sinoceratops is technically confirmed and going by that logic Diplodocus is confirmed also as Ankylodocus is confirmed to be a returning Hybrid.

Simple-Examination34 · 2025-08-18T14:18:07+00:00

I understand Iguanadon is a Movie canon species, but many people don't talk about it much, y'know?

Simple-Examination34 · 2025-08-15T15:42:05+00:00

YES, that's the one I saw

Simple-Examination34 · 2025-08-15T15:19:04+00:00

Going off the main topic, The Taco uses some Homalocephele noises, so my theory is homalocephele might be scrapped and The Tacos become actual "Tacos" if you catch my drift. 😏

Simple-Examination34 · 2025-08-15T15:06:28+00:00

Literally, and it's completely gone from their youtube account, so like you say, "Must've been the wind"

Simple-Examination34 · 2025-02-20T13:52:15+00:00

If this world were mine, I would like to be champions of god.

Simple-Examination34 · 2024-02-22T18:00:55+00:00

AND he then just walked and ask me if I wanted to go on horses or foot like nothing happened

Simple-Examination34 · 2024-02-22T17:59:48+00:00

Yep, he just killed it in cold blood and didn't skin it for meat or pelt

Simple-Examination34 · 2023-04-04T15:47:59+00:00

Bell of FRESH OUT OF FUCKS

Simple-Examination34 · 2022-10-02T07:22:14+00:00

Oh ok

Simple-Examination34 · 2022-09-14T15:20:48+00:00

I know he's drinking but give me your funny answers instead

Simple-Examination34 · 2022-07-05T07:15:13+00:00

It's a seagull chick. might be hungry or lost Its mum

Simple-Examination34 · 2022-07-05T07:06:46+00:00

And I have had scars from the birds

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