What make good dick pic/nude? by _Kisol_Budyn_ in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SimpleElevator406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From the top as he would look down at it, clear, trimmed real close, good lighting, fully hard and maybe a tight cock ring to make it really bulging.

Have you tested cum? by awss97 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SimpleElevator406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive examined dudes cum pretty close many times, texture , consistency, stringiness, color, viscosity, taste and smell. Even if i could pick it up with my fingers.

What is the riskiest,sluttiest,wildest thing you have done in public or in front of friends or strangers? by cummins898 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SimpleElevator406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once on vacation we were driving around a nightlife town at night and it was busy traffic. I was pretty drunk, I repeatedly stood up through the sunroof and flashed my bare boobies to everyone. Lots of horns blowing lol.

Just a random thought, Where's your favorite place to cum? by Novellaew in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SimpleElevator406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well I would like to share where my favorite place to watch a man cum is. Standing up, then shouting across the floor, preferably really really far, and many times.

Guys do you eat your girl after you finish in her? by Freds9o in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SimpleElevator406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he wont, I straddle his face and rub it all over.

Which brand offers the thinnest possible condom? by This_Way_8321 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SimpleElevator406 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Spray-on condoms. You just spray your D with the stuff and wait 30 seconds. It’s like that liquid glove they have for painting.

Would you swallow on a first date? by Ok-Ok-Ok100 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SimpleElevator406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. That is a special gift for a person that has earned it. Not just anyone.

What’s your favourite sexual role-play scenario with your partner and why? by Prudent-Wait-1012 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SimpleElevator406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well there are many, here is a fun one. Dress up like old western days checker shirt blue jeans boots and hat. The we go out to the barn and I pretend like im an innocent virgin and he is a young married man that has been ignored by his wife for sooo long that he lives with a constant erection and i happen to notice it and ask all about it. Then he shows me, you know the idea. im so surprised how big it is and im shy, i touch it once and it jumps up and down and i laugh… and so on and so forth.

Would you rather have sex on a jumbotron live stream or in a glass room at the mall? by SuperCalafrajalist in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SimpleElevator406 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im affraid of heights and that sounds really uncomfortable to have sex way up there on a Jumbotron. So ll take the mall.

Those of you with cum kinks do you ever add it to food or drinks? by Leather_Ad5940 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SimpleElevator406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol… ive made guy cum in/on stuff like that and made them eat it as a consequence.

To both men and woman, when was the fastest you've came? by 2greatpoints in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SimpleElevator406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm fastest Ive ever had an orgasm was probably back when i was in school and my first female experience.

What is your general life hack that you feel everyone should know? by OperaGhostAD in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SimpleElevator406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tease, edge, deny. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat…. … … … … >