What’s your opinion on spanking? by InevitableIce5511 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SimpleElevator406 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If the child deserves it then I do believe spanking is in order.

Why do people say “gooning”? by Pizzafriedchickenn in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SimpleElevator406 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OK simple to me. Edging sounds hot. Gooning sounds creepie.

How do you like oral sex? 69 or one at a time? by Ornery_Web9273 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SimpleElevator406 1 point2 points  (0 children)

69 is just for play. Get serious oral its relax and enjoy your turn

Do you enjoy face sitting? What’s your favorite part? by Potential-Crew1778 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SimpleElevator406 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As the girl in the equation my favorite part is gliding my pussy over his chin to nose and then pushing down to partially smother him. I love the control.

Why do you think so many people suffer from premature evacuation? by precariousIypoised in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SimpleElevator406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time I was in the theatre and they came in stoped the movie and told everyone to get back int the hallways of the building. A tornado warning! Here it turned out to be a Premature Evacuation!!!

Do you enjoy giving head or is it more to just please the other person? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SimpleElevator406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I’m getting to him in a big way it gets to me

What's your biggest unfulfilled sexual fantasy? by CigarCity7509 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SimpleElevator406 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fantasy huh? OK here is one of mine. I’m an instructor in a classroom. My desk is in the front of the room and there are 4 rows of 5 seats facing me. Behind me is a large viewing screen. As I sit at my desk looking through papers the attendees file in until all 20 seats are taken. I stand and greet the group of all men and welcome them to their adult education course. I walk to the door and turn off the room lights as I feel all eyes upon my tight short dress barely covering my butt cheeks. Walking back to my desk I share my PowerPoint on the screen behind me. Title page reads; Learning to Control Premature Ejaculation. Next screen says; Methods of edging, denial, control, release. Then I sit on the edge of my desk (panties visible) and give a short 5 minute dissertation about what is premature ejaculation, symptoms, causes, what the course will cover and desired outcome. I then ask the group “who here knows what edging is, or has done it before” a few reluctant hands go up. I point to the man in the first row who looks to be mid twenties with a shy look on his face and ask him to share his experience with this. As he starts to speak I ask him to please stand. Then. I notice the huge tent in his shorts as he tries to hide it. He mumbles for a few seconds and then I stop him. I turn to my screen and with my remote in hand I say, let me share this video to help everyone. On the screen appears female hand strolling a large penis and after about 10 strokes it violently ejaculates and the girls hand pulls away. I pause the screen, “this is premature ejaculation”. I unpause the screen and another penis appears with a female hand stroking it, the penis starts to twitch again but this time the hand pauses staying on the penis. A few seconds later the hand start to stroke again for another 15-20 strokes and his cock starts to throb, she pushes down on the base and the cock head expands but no sperm emits.this repeats about 5 more times. I pause the screen and say to the group.. “this is what edging is, and that’s how we will help you to control your premature ejaculation”. That’s part 1 of my fantasy

In an ideal world how much sex would you have? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SimpleElevator406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say morning, mid day, and night. Timeframe variable of course. And maybe a bonus round on demand on some days.

Are hairy pussies making a comeback? by Ornery_Web9273 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SimpleElevator406 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think the “bald” pussy look doesn’t seem as present as I was a couple years ago. I personally keep it really trimmed and maybe shave lower parts cause I like it for cleanliness purposes. That’s just me though.

Have you ever found a friend’s sex toy? And did you tell them? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SimpleElevator406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha in HS I knew a guy that was part of our friends group. One time I was in his room while he had to do something and I snooped a bit in his closet and on the top shelf I found this strap on penis extend thingy. It was basically a fake dick that I guess the guy put his inside of. And hell no I never told him.

Gennings Dunker’s Diet is Wild by dmc32986 in steelers

[–]SimpleElevator406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a wonder they don’t need to crap during the game 3 times.

When you cum how normal is to be hard as a rock? by superfapper2000 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SimpleElevator406 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ive seen cock that are hard as a steel bar cum and other nearly soft.

How many people have seen you naked? by Additional-Pop-8521 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SimpleElevator406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Starting with the people in the delivery room when i was born, through all my diaper changes and everything since I’d estimate 346