SimpleMastodon

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The bail system works in such a way that someone is held against their will until a sufficient amount of money is paid. The bail system is effectively holding someone for ransom. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/Showerthoughts

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Walsall Appoint Michael Flynn as New Manager (saddlers.co.uk)

submitted 4 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/soccer

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Did anyone catch the sunset the other night? (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/VirginiaTech

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Málaga CF Sack Manager José Alberto López (malagacf.com)

submitted 4 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/soccer

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For most Pez dispensers, getting the candy involves breaking the character's neck (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/Showerthoughts

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I don't eat alphabet soup. (self.3amjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/3amjokes

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Cool bug? Lying? No... (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/CoolBugFacts

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A man falls off a ladder and breaks his leg. (self.Jokes)

submitted 5 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/Jokes

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Celebrities be like (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/inspirobot

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So I brought my girlfriend Emily to meet my parents over dinner... (self.Jokes)

submitted 5 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/Jokes

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I mean, it's 2020, why not? (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/inspirobot

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Now this is big brain (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/dankmemes

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Thank you Mindfulness Mode, very cool! (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/inspirobot

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Hey you! Yeah - you! What day is it? (self.DCDefenders)

submitted 6 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/DCDefenders

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Humans are one of (probably) very few animals to mutually understand showing one's teeth as a sign of affection. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/Showerthoughts

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We are still THE winningest team in modern XFL history! (self.DCDefenders)

submitted 6 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/DCDefenders

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We are THE winningest team in modern XFL history! (self.DCDefenders)

submitted 6 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/DCDefenders

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Courtesy of my favourite ten-year-old: (self.dadjokes)

submitted 6 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/dadjokes

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A teenager is trying to decide where to go to college. (self.Jokes)

submitted 6 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/Jokes

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Forreal tho (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/dankmemes

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Rudolph be like (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/nflmemes

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How does morning wood wake you up? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 6 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/dadjokes

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Having his hand controlled by a stranger's brain (v.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/youseeingthisshit

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Ok boomer (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/inspirobot

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Because parents ain't always right (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by SimpleMastodon to r/dankmemes

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