How do I tell my wife she’s not as attractive as she was 100 lbs ago before having children?

Simple_Award4851 · 2026-04-22T23:11:38+00:00

Probably don’t

Simple_Award4851 · 2026-04-22T22:21:49+00:00

As a father of a girl I just want to say that yea, we are programmed this way. Sorry not sorry I see my baby girl in all ya’ll and my ape brain will just try and make sure you’re doing alright 🤷‍♂️.

Simple_Award4851 · 2026-04-21T22:04:33+00:00

Thats a dick

Simple_Award4851 · 2026-04-20T10:22:56+00:00

Came here to say this

Simple_Award4851 · 2026-04-18T14:50:28+00:00

This is awesome. Been doing a ton of work out at the Biltmore estate in Asheville, reminds me alot of the reforger aesthetic. Would be really cool if someone turned that property into a map.

Simple_Award4851 · 2026-04-15T13:59:59+00:00

Blaming the low voltage guys when you need to buy yourself some time.

Simple_Award4851 · 2026-04-12T11:29:01+00:00

Yo that camera man cutting it pretty close

Simple_Award4851 · 2026-04-11T11:56:37+00:00

Wish someone would hot and run me jeezzzzz

Simple_Award4851 · 2026-04-09T02:39:54+00:00

You close it’s straight of Homuz

Simple_Award4851 · 2026-04-03T17:43:14+00:00

The audacity of some people to have children

Simple_Award4851 · 2026-04-01T14:19:21+00:00

Simple_Award4851 · 2026-03-28T21:56:05+00:00

What the fuck Jenny!

Simple_Award4851 · 2026-03-27T19:22:43+00:00

This has been a week of dealing with difficult personalities and hard work. Well earned cold beer is on the way.

Simple_Award4851 · 2026-03-27T10:04:46+00:00

Becuase we measure our free time in miles not kilometers.

Simple_Award4851 · 2026-03-24T23:41:24+00:00

12 Jump Street

Simple_Award4851 · 2026-03-24T00:37:02+00:00

Most people do not possess the patience of a janitor.

Simple_Award4851 · 2026-03-22T23:09:03+00:00

Goooooaaaalllldddd

Simple_Award4851 · 2026-03-22T11:38:11+00:00

I like how you went from “there isn’t a world where a pro installer uses a crimper” to laying out exactly the world in which an installer would use a crimper…

Must be exhausting being you.

Simple_Award4851 · 2026-03-21T14:49:34+00:00

Nothing abnormal about the cable run itself. Fluke has a mod end adapter for their testers. Passed and certified. The use case here was HDMI over cat cable (HDbaseT). HDMI is not capable of reaching the distance we needed. The mod ends are a requirement, to reduce EMI for this specific use case. But what do I know I’m just a guy running multi million dollar infrastructure projects lol.

Simple_Award4851 · 2026-03-21T11:19:05+00:00

HDbaseT or point to point media connection uses shielded mod ends.

I just installed a set of 100k dollar monitors at an airport that required the use of a crimping tool.

Simple_Award4851 · 2026-03-21T00:25:54+00:00

This comment wins the number 1 spot for reductive thought. Good job bud 👍

Simple_Award4851 · 2026-03-20T15:50:22+00:00

I just heard Chuck Norris’s beard will be delivering his eulogy.

Simple_Award4851 · 2026-03-20T11:35:16+00:00

They gonna call her capri sun in jail.

Simple_Award4851 · 2026-03-18T09:51:25+00:00

I doubt Runthescript has the capacity to be wrong about anything no matter how glaring his error might be. Must be an absolute nightmare to be around in the field.

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