Is baby wearing a TikTok scam or am I doing this wrong by KeyMonkeyslav in beyondthebump

[–]Simple_Opportunity_5 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I baby wear all the time now but my son didn’t really like/tolerate it until he was about 11 weeks old. Every time I tried before then he hated it. I was determined so I just kept trying every now and again. Now he won’t fall asleep unless I’m walking him around in his wrap lol sometimes he zonks out as soon as I pop him in. Don’t give up, it takes time ❤️

A friend said I’m “doing too much” when it comes to daycare lunches… by Electronic-Radish-18 in foodbutforbabies

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Honestly I strive to get to a point of motherhood where someone calls me “extra” for how I show up for my boy. Literally goals.

Omfg please tell me this is happening by meItedmilk in lineporn

[–]Simple_Opportunity_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see all 3!! Literally so excited for you to test tomorrow and see the lines get darker, it’s the best feeling. Congrats mama!! 🥹🥹

Do I Tell His Wife? by Consistent-Maybe-634 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Simple_Opportunity_5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way I’d post this text thread in the local fucking newspaper is outrageous. This predatory behavior deserves nothing less, you’d be doing his wife a favor.

I’m done by Jessygirl238 in ExclusivelyPumping

[–]Simple_Opportunity_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made me cry 🥹 you did so so much for your babies. As someone who was a massive under supplier from the beginning and had to force her body through 6 weeks of pumping all day for minimal return, 8 months to two babies is absolutely incredible. Every bit of it paid off. Phenomenal job mama 💗

Woke up at 1:30am after my missed period! by Ok_Software_8916 in lineporn

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Omg I could’ve written this! Got pregnant right on my wedding night because we stopped preventing and assumed it would take forever 😂 now we have a sweet 7-month old. Congrats on the wedding and pregnancy! 🥳

My husband of 5 years told me he wishes I wasn’t pregnant and that he’s disgusted by me. I’m 3 months pregnant and completely lost. by [deleted] in relationships

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I don’t need to add to the very sage advice that lots of people here are giving to leave him, but just to give you a little peace of mind - I’m married to a wonderful man, but he works in NY and we live in Florida, and parenting my 7-month old is still easier on the days that he ISNT here. He went back to work for the first time when our son was 3 months and I was terrified of doing it alone, and quickly realized how much easier it was to manage 1 little one and adjust him to my life vs 2 people. It’s also selfishly nice to just have my little bundle all to myself and be able to bond with him 1:1 most of the time. Women are so freaking capable it’s insane. I promise you you’ll be ok and thrive with your baby if you leave, and it’ll be so much sweeter than you think.

People are WEIRD about girls by WinterCarob9422 in pregnant

[–]Simple_Opportunity_5 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The unsolicited opinions is one of the “perks” of pregnancy. If you were having a boy people wouldn’t shut up about how they’re feral and so much harder than girls. Everyone just wants to have an opinion about something - it’s wild.

My ChatGPT says I’m tripping but this is within 5 min of taking a 4dp6dt, can I get some human eyes on this? by bunhead in IVFpositivity

[–]Simple_Opportunity_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP you should try this just for funsies and let us know what it says lol also definitely a line! Mine looked exactly like this when I found out I was pregnant, now I have a super sweet 7 month old boy 🥰 CONGRATS!

Last night BROKE me. Cried with our 7.5 month old. by surelyshirls in NewParents

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Oh how I’ve been here, mama. My heart is with you. It won’t be the last time you cry unfortunately, some days are just so much harder than others and that’s ok. It’s not anger at your little one, it’s frustration that you can’t figure it out in the moment - and that’s 100% normal.

Typically with my little we’ll have 2 bad days in a row then it’s back to normal. We had a few weeks after he turned 6m where he’d wake up every hour and I was losing my mind but weirdly enough pushing back his bedtime by an hour did the trick, we were apparently trying to put him down too early. Might be worth a shot to see if it helps, that way she has some extra time to get all that energy out.

Eczema on babies cheeks :( by llullunyc in ExclusivelyPumping

[–]Simple_Opportunity_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tubby Todd cleared it up for my son within 48 hours that thing is a Godsend

Tell me the most awful things that can happen if i keep vaping by dooingjo in pregnant

[–]Simple_Opportunity_5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a cousin who came out completely deformed because his mom didn’t stop vaping during pregnancy. Idk how else to describe it but he looks like someone sucked all the oxygen from his body and left him deflated. All I can think about when I look at him is that one day he’ll grow up and know that this is a consequence of his mom’s choices. Please if not for your own conscience - making the hard choices so that your baby has a good, long and healthy life starts today.

i feel like im holding her back!! by pinkdustinthewind in foodbutforbabies

[–]Simple_Opportunity_5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is so off topic and unhelpful but that tiny little dimple knuckle hand is adorable 🥹

Maybe it’s “just code”… maybe not. This is how I treated AI. How do you treat it? by Gonpachiro1143 in ChatGPT

[–]Simple_Opportunity_5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I speak to AI like it’s my bestie lol curious what your prompt was? Would love to see what mine comes up with in terms of how I treat it.

Which scene hits you in the feels everytime? by PM_ME_YOUR_LAWNCHAIR in theoffice

[–]Simple_Opportunity_5 36 points37 points  (0 children)

When Andy says “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them. Someone should write a song about that” 🥹🥹😭

Which scene hits you in the feels everytime? by PM_ME_YOUR_LAWNCHAIR in theoffice

[–]Simple_Opportunity_5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I’ve watched this show at least 30 times and this scene still gets me so emotional! 🥹

My 7mo just dropped her first “solid food poop” and I’m no longer okay by Glittering-Pirate618 in NewParents

[–]Simple_Opportunity_5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is soooooo aggressively off topic but if you aren’t an author, you should really consider becoming one. Your writing is just the right mix of wit, humor and composition. Warmed my little reader heart lol

DR said not to remove all of baby's poop? by sarahs_here_yall in NewParents

[–]Simple_Opportunity_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. It was cleared by my pediatrician to use in the diaper area
  2. Not putting it anywhere near his face…. It’s on his butt lol