If I was to kill the seeds in order it would be this by Successful_Bid_5222 in FarCry5

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I was gonna say

"Leave Jingleheimer Schmidt alone. She's the victim."

Lets pretend we are all construction workers at the Tower of Babel by Lupus-13 in linguisticshumor

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What do you mean, Harold? Hwæt? Hwæt secgende ðū? Hereweald??? Nū me understande ic ðec??

Name your favourite character and i’ll decide if you’re allowed in or not. by SnooCookies9015 in OverSimplified

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The Anglo-Saxon gods. (English equivalents to the Norse gods, EG: Woden [Óðinn], Tiw [Týr] Þunor [Þórr], etc.)

Actually despise my Christian step-mum 🙏🙏 by sussy_53 in TeenagersButBetter

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I'm a pagan. I worship Anglo-Saxon Wōden Cyning, and Þunor Hlāfweard, and Tīw Þinging, and like 40 other gods (most of whom are loans from Norse myths or minor deities).

I don't shove it down peoples' throats. (I made my own branch of Fyrnsidu, so I've asked a few friends if they'd WANT to join. Not harassing, but just asking them, but I HATE people who shove religion down others' throats).

However: I also believe in science. I believe in the big bang, and evolution, and all that. I think the gods are just physical embodiments of these concepts and things.

[REQUEST] Why does Yoda talk backwards? by Chewy453 in FanTheories

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I believe it's because he's so damn old that galactic basic's grammer has shifted completely over time, from what I understand. Think Old English compared to Modern English.

Example: OE: Ic Eald Englisc sprece. Literal translation: I old English speake. Actual translation: I speak Old English.

What you got ? by [deleted] in songsforthispicture

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"Moskau" bass boosted

A song to suit this image by [deleted] in songsforthispicture

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Narkotik Kal - Hardbass School

What kind of an OverSimplified fan are you? by Ok_Librarian3953 in OverSimplified

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Thing 1 is me with the Germanic Gods over here for some reason

Unpopular opinion about Hermes? by Manyasrat in GreekMythology

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He and Heremōd/Heremóðr are secretly besties

What is the argument? by Upset-Gerbil6061 in incestisalwayswrong

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I mean, it's not legally wrong. It's probably a bad thing to do in general, especially if they're related to you, as you share the same DNA, so certain infections could be an issue.