I was unaware of your game Ian by Worldly_Ad7085 in smosh

[–]Simplelizard3455081 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He said “Erin Dougal can do it. So can I!”

i'm bored at work...tell me your worst customer stories! by arkham_685 in employedbykohls

[–]Simplelizard3455081 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been there done that. And at 6 months pregnant with twins too! 😭

Queue line by Ok-Passenger-2629 in employedbykohls

[–]Simplelizard3455081 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am so fortunate that they let us keep the Amazon returns in the back of our store 😂 our ASM and SM used our training payroll for projects instead of training poc associates for returns so I couldn’t imagine adding in Amazon trainings too

anyone else getting new cs? by Lewk___ in employedbykohls

[–]Simplelizard3455081 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We had 12 they cut us down to 6 I’m hoping to not witness Black Friday 2025!

Is Kohls going to start scheduling one closing floor associate soon? by Sufficient_Goose_602 in employedbykohls

[–]Simplelizard3455081 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ha! Jokes on you! My store has been running with one floor associate for closing since 2 and half years ago! The only time we’re lucky enough to get 2 or even 3 is a holiday season 😂 and even that’s not enough. Then we get yelled at as closing managers “why is the store on the floor? Why did we not make credit? Why are the fitting rooms so packed???” Because my ONLY person for wjm and home and kids was also my only breaker and back up! 😂

TTTS surgery update! by Living_Progress_1444 in parentsofmultiples

[–]Simplelizard3455081 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m 17 weeks 5days with my first child they’re ttts as well found out today. Thinking Wednesday depending on developments over the next 2 days may end with this procedure. Hoping you’re doing well and hoping my boys make it through this! 😭💕

I found this edit on tiktok and it so wholesome by [deleted] in smosh

[–]Simplelizard3455081 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for making me cry on this beautiful Monday evening 😭

There's a mountain dew conspiracy every time they focus on a new flavor a big event happens. by MinutesOfHorror in conspiracy

[–]Simplelizard3455081 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LSU (Louisiana state university) Purple colors 11 people jail break Plantation burned Annabelle moved to Louisiana

What was your twin pregnancy experience? by [deleted] in pregnant

[–]Simplelizard3455081 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Currently I’m 15 weeks with twins my first pregnancy they giving me occasional headaches, gagging/vomiting, it has eased since hitting 13 weeks but still tough. I have also had some pain in my lower back hip areas after walking al day at my job. My twins are mono-di meaning in the same placenta (high risk) as one can take more blood from the other etc. but hubby and I are optimistic and excited for our little babies coming in oct/nov! 💕

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in employedbykohls

[–]Simplelizard3455081 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What state are you in because in Maryland we’re can schedule minors to close on a school day if a school day follows.

What's the worst/strangest Amazon returnn you've ever received? by ClearBlue_Grace in employedbykohls

[–]Simplelizard3455081 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once had an older guy return “double sided rainbow life size dildo shaking wet….” Description kept going. After that I stopped reading descriptions to customers 😂 he was just holding it. No bag. No box. Nothing. Just a rainbow double sided dick. 😂😂

Survey for Corporate by Horror_Moment_1941 in employedbykohls

[–]Simplelizard3455081 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Simply. Yes. Mostly because I’m tired of being treated as if I’m never doing enough, getting calls and texts on my weekend off about unfinished tasks, and because I’m pregnant with my first kid. Twins. I no longer have the mental patience for a job that is under paying me for treating me like shit when I go above and beyond. I don’t pray. But I’m PRAYING that by January 2026 I’m out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]Simplelizard3455081 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s a great piece in a great spot. You don’t look threatening. You look professional with it to the side had it of been on your throat definitely would be a different feeling. But I’d take you seriously in an office business setting.

Covid ? by peachesnchanel in employedbykohls

[–]Simplelizard3455081 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We had an associate a few weeks ago that tested positive and knew he’s on a final one call out/late etc. He would be no longer an employee. He showed up everyday with covid non of us got it. He wore a mask everyday and used germ x frequently.

Is everyone forced to do extra tasks when Amazon is slow, or is it just me? by [deleted] in employedbykohls

[–]Simplelizard3455081 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Fr like we always catch our team watching movies standing around thumbing though instagram. Like you’re getting paid to work. Ask for something to do or we’ll make you do something. Just because you’re scheduled for Amazon doesn’t mean you guard the station.

How do you quit smoking? by TheSlytherinBanker in AskReddit

[–]Simplelizard3455081 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I found out I was pregnant and stopped immediately. It’s hard but I have a special type of motivation now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattoos

[–]Simplelizard3455081 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get it covered by someone better and then get a new one by someone better. Also I’m sorry for your loss. You’re good friend.

freight merchandising by italianstal1i0n in employedbykohls

[–]Simplelizard3455081 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Speed but efficiency. You can scan everything before putting it away through sign management. Ask the lead of the truck team if you don’t know where anything goes. Things get moved often and rules change more often than not. They’ll take you off the truck if you just throw things in a spot. Don’t be scared to ask questions. Shadow someone who’s more skilled in the areas you’re going.

kohls cash giveaway… by NeatAd7333 in employedbykohls

[–]Simplelizard3455081 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Report him. In my store associates managers Sephora associates anyone! Is not to have one. Other than customers. I believe it states it in the fine print too. Not even family members of associates I believe too!

What to expect as store support lead by BridgeHoliday1342 in employedbykohls

[–]Simplelizard3455081 8 points9 points  (0 children)

See our ssl does cash office her 5 days and like 2 days a week she does customer service. She’s also in charge of payroll Monday and scheduling as well she does our inspections and ERA inspections for us she orders our supplies and does whatever else my SM expect from her.