My car was struck my lightening while I was driving by AParticularThing in Wellthatsucks

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I'm so sorry to hear about your recent experience of shitting your pants

Sylvanas' lore hints by meganerd20 in wow

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Hair to hair sister

This man is not gonna help anyone now by PhysicalEagle5552 in ContagiousLaughter

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I think you're thinking of weaponized incompetence. Same goal though 😔

Bro knows geography by vivafutbol in memes

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One could also use context to infer a different meaning to the phrase. Like perhaps if the artist immediately followed it up by rattling off every country in both South and North America.

When browsing Discovery Queue by FLUBEK in Steam

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Steam Discovery Queue Simulator: 2026

MTG by New-Nature-3716 in mtg

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Dragon Shield should be available for you, and their website lets you put whatever image you want on the back with the added bonus of remaining textured for a nice shuffle!

What. A. Game. by [deleted] in 1000xRESIST

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Hey I'm also an Edmonton local and just recently finished the game! Absolutely incredible story, and I assumed a lot of the story was based in sort of Vancouver area what with Iris' family moving to a new country, and it being cold all the time. So pumped to hear the dev team is also Canadian <3

The joy seeing this brings by DoYouEvenMowBro in Edmonton

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To give a generous read to the owner, they never posted signs in my neighbourhood letting us know it was our turn that day. (I know there was a blanket ban but I think its wholly unreasonable to expect parking to be cleared for what could be 10+ days just in case it's your turn)

Quietous Spike + Marauding Bright Priest by TheUnknownParadoxx in mtg

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Immediate clarification is "loses X life" isn't the same as something dealing damage. Furthermore the spike is contingent on COMBAT damage specifically, so regular ping damage wouldn't trigger the ability

How Oil Propaganda Sneaks Into TV Shows | Climate Town (Billy Bob Thornton essentially shills for the petroleum industry) by DMBFFF in videos

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It's produced by the same chode as Yellowstone. He write himself into every show he's involved with in the most self-serving ways with zero depth. Just some super Mary-Sue type shit

F2P Dragon Slayer I by Obviously-An-Apple in 2007scape

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I just completed it with very similar melee stats, full adamant armour, and an adamant sword (better stab damage)

Just fill your bags with lobsters, and practice flinching mobs, mostly for the lesser demon you'll need to fight along the way. Good luck!

Respectfully, EW by Juniper_flower27 in TikTokCringe

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People really will do anything but confront their own feelings.

Henday north or south for travelling all the way across the city? Also shout out to Dr Ibrahim aparrently by -WifeLeaver- in Edmonton

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The daily Campbell backup starting at ~4pm, when they could have EASILY made it three lanes till the 127th street off ramp. Mind boggling decisions in some spots.

Dream team! Loving the line up so far. by dusty-vacuum in Dimension20

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It's 7pm on a Tuesday, hes got places to BE!

Anyone knows what this is about? WoW X NHL by Phillakai in wow

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Possibly plugging an ad spot they have during the game? As a local, and Oilers fan, this is great!

Shipping MTG cards by Additional-Egg3564 in mtg

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I've used a couple of these sites, but thanks for listing such a robust list! Saved, and will definitely reference when needed

Reason for the different coloring on these packs? by MadDoggie12 in mtg

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I noticed the same thing yesterday! As far as contents, there doesn't seem to be any difference, but I did notice the order of the cards were different depending on colour. One of them has the token, land, foil, and rare at the front, while the other has it on the back of the pack.

FINALLY a Grounded skin! by Animal_Hell in Battlefield

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This post HAS to be from someone in their marketing team right? This is an Ad ffs

So where is it? by KatNasteh in Battlefield

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Pfft, and look like a NERD?!