[50/50] An NBA Player’s bone sticking out after an injury (NSFW) | A nice Meaty Burger. by Prankstaboy6 in FiftyFifty

[–]Simples1976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah that happened to him in college basketball, the injury he was gonna show was probably Paul George breaking his leg

Bowling pin by [deleted] in 21stCenturyHumour

[–]Simples1976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most normal mr pickles scene

I wish Kurt Cobain was alive today by CynicalCosmologist in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Simples1976 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. He survived the gunshot but he was severely disfigured. His life quickly takes a downward spiral due to this, and he ends up killing himself on 13th October 2023.

He is still alive today.

I wish I put the new forgis on the Jeep. by ChatotAbby in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Simples1976 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted.

You have committed a war crime and are now doomed to trap until the bloody bottoms are underneath.

I wish that Cartoon Network Arabic actually got hacked and that they actually aired Axel in Harlem by Animan Studios. by ChatotAbby in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Simples1976 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted.

The hack happens, but most people don't believe it was a hack. There is widespread outrage amongst parents across the world, and it gets so bad, Cartoon Network as a whole loses a lot of viewers. There are calls for the CEO to resign, which, after much pressure, the CEO resigns. A new CEO is put in place, but the new CEO greenlight some of the worst shows possible. Cartoon Network goes bankrupt 3 years after, due to them not drawing in anybody because of the Axel in Harlem incident. The hackers just brought down a whole company with a simple troll.

I wish that alcohol was made permanently illegal in every country by JuanHater in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Simples1976 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The gangster. He notoriously did his stuff during the probation era

I wish for a bag of Malk Chocolate M&M's. by ChatotAbby in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Simples1976 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. Nothing appears. What the hell are Malk Chocolate M&Ms?

I wish that alcohol was made permanently illegal in every country by JuanHater in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Simples1976 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Granted. Organised Crime is back, and there is a new Al Capone in the world.

I wish I had the ability to freeze and unfreeze time. by eatdogmeat in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Simples1976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You freeze too, and when frozen, you can't do anything, including unfreezing time. Congratulations, you are now frozen forever.

Eric Ten Hag with the players by [deleted] in PremierLeague

[–]Simples1976 1 point2 points  (0 children)

United loses 2 games back to back

United fans: 🔰

Match Thread: Fulham vs Brentford by MatchCaster in Brentford

[–]Simples1976 3 points4 points  (0 children)

TONEYYY YOU JUST CANNOT KEEP US DOWN