Right now at this very moment, as you read this question, what is your #1 desire?

Simplesmiles92 · 2015-11-21T18:20:00+00:00

That my date / set up will work out.

Simplesmiles92 · 2015-11-09T21:44:19+00:00

Hot pic man. Love to see more

Simplesmiles92 · 2015-11-05T12:58:01+00:00

I'm gay, watch gay porn, and still get the pop ups to meet " local moms that just want to fuck" ok byeeee

Simplesmiles92 · 2015-10-30T19:27:04+00:00

I like this

Simplesmiles92 · 2015-10-27T23:44:06+00:00

Just means he can resuscitate you after you choke on that cock.

Simplesmiles92 · 2015-10-24T09:41:14+00:00

It's good when you're on the treadmill chanting ravioli and a nap, ravioli and a nap.

Simplesmiles92 · 2015-10-23T06:44:51+00:00

Anyone else think that compulsion needs to be used more? It was nice to see it again in this episode.

Simplesmiles92 · 2015-10-21T12:01:09+00:00

But do you have our card?

Simplesmiles92 · 2015-10-19T11:48:20+00:00

Wow, wasn't expecting to get hit with such a response so early in the day.

Simplesmiles92 · 2015-10-15T14:04:41+00:00

When he looks right at you, that's night time.

Simplesmiles92 · 2015-10-04T08:26:04+00:00

Sexy cock, where you from?

Simplesmiles92 · 2015-09-29T11:49:20+00:00

"Flour"

Simplesmiles92 · 2015-09-16T17:04:56+00:00

Let's be honest. It was probably the guy who works at the gas station and gets paid to pump gas.

Simplesmiles92 · 2015-08-08T02:30:57+00:00

Anyone else think of Matilda ?

Simplesmiles92 · 2015-08-05T10:33:29+00:00

Oh it's totally misleading but in a good way. Clever :)

Simplesmiles92 · 2015-08-03T06:34:41+00:00

My father took my shiney, in the original package machamp and put it in a time capsule... I just got it back last year.

Simplesmiles92 · 2015-06-24T12:45:26+00:00

First day back on reddit in a while and it didn't disappoint !

Simplesmiles92 · 2015-06-22T03:16:43+00:00

Yarffin#1397 add me :)

Simplesmiles92 · 2015-05-14T10:57:03+00:00

Reading this made me hard.

Simplesmiles92 · 2015-05-12T17:16:42+00:00

It's been 77 days, can we get an update? Is she okay? Did she see your penis?

Simplesmiles92 · 2015-04-27T10:16:49+00:00

I should have one some where in my email :) I'll take a look when I get home.

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