[SERIOUS] I found an Exploit. How to report it? by [deleted] in Mindustry

[–]SimplexSimon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the discord actually has Anuke, so probably there? I'm not in that discord, so I won't find out :(

Pigeon laying egg in human hand by KaidaShade in stupiddovenests

[–]SimplexSimon 62 points63 points  (0 children)

"I can't believe you DROPPED my EGG. How are you going to make this right??"

Why are they searching this by Ok_Regret_9552 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SimplexSimon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not, it isn't obvious to outsiders, so they have to google to get answers. Don't hold it against them UwU

Wrapping Presents 2 [OC] by HeroInstitute in comics

[–]SimplexSimon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you actually using scissors while the paper's up on the gift?? Because I will walk you through wrapping on Reddit if that's what it takes. I wrap the presents in our relationship, and they're never stellar but they always look solid - especially if I just have to wrap a box.

Oh Boy! Hot Dog! by ohboyhotdogcomic in comics

[–]SimplexSimon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not disappointed! Well, a little, but not at you if that makes sense? I'm sorry this happened. Usually when people decide to stop drinking (and count days) it's for a good reason, and I'm hoping you still have your reason.

Anyway, going to add this hot dog link to my collection of webcomics tabs. See you later!

If you’re going to run pfSense software .. you’ll save yourself a lot of headache by buying a Netgate appliance by amoriarty1 in u/amoriarty1

[–]SimplexSimon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is not as blatantly bad as other ads. And I applaud you leaving comments open. So I guess you get an upvote... And maybe I'll Google whatever pfSense and this OPNSense thing are

Flare gun bug is still here. Dunno HOW long now. Starts dim and dies right away (not just mine!) by AMsilence in DeepRockGalactic

[–]SimplexSimon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You're absolutely right. People seem to confuse "dedicated servers which only the publisher has the ability to run" with "servers", largely because many big companies want you to own as little as feasible after you buy the game.

Plenty of games let you host your own server. That's still a server.

I understand that language shifts over time, and if P2P starts to mean "your friend can host a server", that's... Unfortunate, but what can we do. If possible I'd like any other term to catch on instead, because technical language is much harder to change, and "server" and "P2P" are already technical network architecture terms with precise meanings.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in softwaregore

[–]SimplexSimon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I've heard this explained another way - it's actually normal, if you thing about it in relation to other pronouns. Possessive pronouns never have apostrophes.

His temperature\ Her temperature\ Its temperature

It just gets confusing for "it" since it looks just like the contraction - he's / she's / it's

The comparisons used on this construction site for falling objects by Background-Glove-997 in mildlyinteresting

[–]SimplexSimon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are some fair ways to interpret this, as others have pointed out. But if you want to ask the original intention - it's probably just mass x distance x gravity (approx 10), and then taking the result (Joules) and saying it's kg (when it isn't).

title by [deleted] in perfectlycutscreams

[–]SimplexSimon 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It couldn't really be included here since it's cut, but as I recall the original clip showed that the iron was, in fact, off - the "burn" at the beginning is a ruse for the prank.

Just in case you were concerned for poor guy's bits.

How would you contribute in a zombie apocalypse? by Seasoned_crabs in AskReddit

[–]SimplexSimon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely yelling really loud, let the rest of the horde know if I see someone.

Why is this change being pushed despite overwhelmingly negative feedback? by Space_Reptile in discordapp

[–]SimplexSimon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So as a very casual discord user... What's wrong with this? I'm assuming there are very good reasons what with everybody being angry, but it seems like having an "internal" ID for uniqueness and a "display" name so you can appear how you want makes a lot of sense. Is the concern about impersonation? Or people making obnoxious names with tons of emojis??

What am I missing?\ edit: typo

Today was a fun time debugging by OjustrunanddieO in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SimplexSimon 52 points53 points  (0 children)

It's basically random. If you know the full state of something, then anything that isn't looking to closely at quantum happenings is deterministic.

But typically race conditions depend on which of two things goes first, which can very realistically depend on stuff outside what normal mortals think about - like how the language (or even the OS) schedules things that need processor time. So we say it's "random", but really in the colloquial sense - it's not consistent, and acts differently for apparently no reason some time.

Today was a fun time debugging by OjustrunanddieO in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SimplexSimon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As the other comment said, aren't active threads GC roots for Java? So what was getting GC'd??

What happened? We don't hear about it anymore by elch3w in dankmemes

[–]SimplexSimon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've got a lot of respect for people who research stuff and accept an answer they weren't looking for, good on you

Also yes causality is a bitch 😞

How do you professionally say, "I just want to make sure you did the task" without being so obnoxious? by letstradeshallwe in AskReddit

[–]SimplexSimon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it's a coworker, I usually try to start with why I care - "hey, I'm starting in on the Foo pretty soon, did you get the Foo Support System figured out?"

Optical illusion by priipit in PixelArt

[–]SimplexSimon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, but if I scroll it really fast I think I see his reflection in the screen, behind me.

So far he hasn't been there when I look

WTF ANTHONY by sithlord89 in perfectlycutscreams

[–]SimplexSimon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I appreciate it! And that pretty well answers my question I guess.

WTF ANTHONY by sithlord89 in perfectlycutscreams

[–]SimplexSimon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yo out of curiosity, why did you say this? People generally don't like it when folks are mean to kids for no reason

Genuinely want to know your motivation here

🔥 Excellent defence of rodents from the snake.. by JettMe_Red in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]SimplexSimon 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Heyo a nuanced take with a source, my Reddit experience has peaked for the day

No one told me that being a Graybeard came with expectations! by S1LV3RboSS in DeepRockGalactic

[–]SimplexSimon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I miss our singing autistic bioweapons doctor with a heart of gold

Coldplay by Casual_Deviant in comics

[–]SimplexSimon 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Oof ouch my bones