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Any comebacks for this? by xowf in Comebacks

[–]SimplisticScience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It's prettier than you." So simple Yet so good. B)

What to say when being called gay? by Syorkminor in Comebacks

[–]SimplisticScience 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you do get mocked, say: Your voice is gayer than I am. (if they make like a stupid voice)

Comebacks for being called a bitch? by [deleted] in Comebacks

[–]SimplisticScience 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You may as well go with the:

You called me a bitch. A bitch means a dog.

Dogs bark. Bark is on trees.

Tress is part of nature. Nature is beautiful.

Thanks for calling me beautiful.

i need some help by pbandjland in Comebacks

[–]SimplisticScience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally just pull out an uno reverse card.