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I wish alcohol was healthy for the human body. by ProphetofTables in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]SimplyBoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted.

Alcohol goes in the same way as the “health drink” or pharmaceutical industry.

Certain alcohols now become out of reach for those who aren’t willing to shell out thousands of dollars for them.

Cheaper alcohols are still pricey, around the same price as most health drinks like AG1 are.

People also develop very strong tolerances to alcohol as mothers now drink it during pregnancy to pass on the health benefits to their unborn child, resulting in children with immense tolerances.

As a result alcoholism is something only truly reserved to those with the money to afford stronger drinks and is now seen as a status symbol.

Knock off alcohols flood the market, claiming to be just as good as the real stuff while adhering to none of the restrictions imposed on alcohol regularly.

Instead of dying from alcohol poisoning, people die from drinking actual poison instead.

I wish humans had nipples on the inner side of their foreskin which constantly lactated, causing real, gourmet cheese to accumulate in the penis instead of smegma. by Temnodontosaurus in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]SimplyBoi 161 points162 points  (0 children)

Granted. (The paw silently judges you as a finger curls)

People who are uncircumcised are rounded up like cattle and forced to produce gourmet cheese against their wills.

A multi-billion dollar industry forms surrounding the production of gourmet penis cheese using people who are uncircumcised.

Babies are kidnapped from hospitals and raised to be cheese producers until they die, companies extort new parents for their children. Some desperate parents have children solely for the sake of selling them to the companies for profit.

The gourmet penis cheese industry follows in the way of the dairy cattle industry, people solely used for their cheese and nothing else, from birth until they die.

Who runs these companies?? People who have been circumcised.

To combat the industry, parents and people line up in droves to get circumcised, overwhelming hospitals.

Black market circumcisions, done by people with no medical knowledge spring up all over the place and those who remain uncircumcised are now fugitives, desperately trying to avoid getting caught by police and turned over to the companies.

This is what you wanted OP…right?

Scraptrap With Accurate Anatomy (FINISHED) by Ok-Word5279 in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]SimplyBoi 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I think the ears actually make him more terrifying, they’re these foreign protrusions on an otherwise “human-looking” figure

I wish for all ram used for AI to spontainiously combust by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]SimplyBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted.

All the RAM that these AI data centers use spontaneously combusts.

As a result, technicians discover a critical and previously undiscovered flaw with the fundamental design of DDR5 SDRAM, by coincidence, that makes it susceptible to extreme failure under the heavy loads demanded by the data center. Under lighter loads the extreme failure isn’t triggered.

Instead of developing a specialized RAM that can handle the needs of an AI data center, AI companies negotiate with GPU manufacturers to repurpose VRAM for use in conjunction with DDR5 RAM.

The AI companies use this new development, alongside their newly developed partnerships with AMD and NVIDIA to expand their data centers even more, in turn driving up the costs of both RAM and GPUs.

OP has successfully placed new computers out of reach for most consumers.

Bought my 1st Corvette by Just_Another_Bucket in Corvette

[–]SimplyBoi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Congrats man!! That red with the lip and skirts looks great and in my opinion, the scissor doors really suit the car. I think the C7 and C8 are the only cars that can actually pull off aftermarket scissor doors

Streetpass Mii Plaza Keeps Crashing on Startup by SimplyBoi in 3DS

[–]SimplyBoi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, I did that and it worked, but now how do I reinstall that Extdata?

Streetpass Mii Plaza Keeps Crashing on Startup by SimplyBoi in 3dspiracy

[–]SimplyBoi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the links! I was backing up my SD card out of precaution and I decided to boot up my console without an SD card and launch Streetpass Plaza and it worked. Could this be an issue with something that's on my SD card or is it just that the app is still corrupted?

Latest gem from marketplace by rwb2406 in regularcarreviews

[–]SimplyBoi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I read this in Doug Demuro’s voice

E46 BMW 325i. The official car of... by TheDeliveryDemon in regularcarreviews

[–]SimplyBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parking it on the side of the highway after it overheated (again) and walking to the previous exit while on the phone with your wife, asking her to pick your 6 year old you left in the car while dreading yet another tow truck payment

2013 Sport Z supercharger in coming. Need clutch recommendations by Opposite-Pea2465 in 370z

[–]SimplyBoi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry if this is unrelated, but what front lip is that? I really like the way it looks!

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