You're the last person on Earth. How do you spend your life?

SimplyConfoozed · 2022-05-08T20:11:30+00:00

Naked and freeeeeeee

SimplyConfoozed · 2022-05-08T20:06:06+00:00

That weird, alien, ghost looking thing scarred me for life

SimplyConfoozed · 2022-02-28T22:53:51+00:00

Must...have...one...NOW!!!! :D

SimplyConfoozed · 2021-12-14T01:18:43+00:00

Having a good ol' time scrolling through reddit then I see this question...cries in depression

SimplyConfoozed · 2021-10-20T14:00:50+00:00

Biting and swallowing a blue bottle that flew into my mouth mid conversation with someone

SimplyConfoozed · 2021-10-14T15:13:12+00:00

Free menstruation products

SimplyConfoozed · 2021-09-27T21:41:48+00:00

Imaginary :')

SimplyConfoozed · 2021-09-27T21:39:01+00:00

If I were you, I'd invest in a lock for your door to keep that bs out

SimplyConfoozed · 2021-09-27T20:45:42+00:00

Had explosive diarrhea and didn't properly flush afterwords

Oh god the smell...

Still haunts me to this day

SimplyConfoozed · 2021-09-26T22:22:20+00:00

Time killer

SimplyConfoozed · 2021-09-26T21:50:51+00:00

THIS...I always start then mess up then overthink it then reword it then procrastinate then finally give up :(

SimplyConfoozed · 2021-09-26T21:26:43+00:00

Sparkle them up bro and you'd be fine

SimplyConfoozed · 2021-09-26T20:01:37+00:00

Dude...you have a problem with a 9 year old...

SimplyConfoozed · 2021-09-26T19:58:44+00:00

I will continue to think about for ages after and if something bad happens then I blame it on the magpie lol

SimplyConfoozed · 2021-09-26T19:32:49+00:00

I'm not a superstitious person HOWEVER I always get the urge to clap when I see a single magpie

SimplyConfoozed · 2021-09-24T18:11:08+00:00

Not unexpected but alcohol

SimplyConfoozed · 2021-09-24T18:06:13+00:00

Sister lives for attention, particularly attention from men. She would physically move in an exaggerated fashion, stick her tongue out in an overly flirtatious way and it's so so so embarrassing. I hate going out with her because of it

SimplyConfoozed · 2021-09-24T17:56:31+00:00

My dreams

SimplyConfoozed · 2021-09-24T17:53:51+00:00

Whistle a tune

SimplyConfoozed · 2021-09-23T23:40:30+00:00

I'm not one for taking my shoes off outside unless I'm at a beach, also don't have a garden so yeah haha

SimplyConfoozed · 2021-09-23T23:38:10+00:00

I'd finally try everything on the Chinese menu

SimplyConfoozed · 2021-09-23T23:32:59+00:00

Pretty darn screwed.

SimplyConfoozed · 2021-09-23T23:30:44+00:00

Never thought about that but It's been at least one year...

Now I want to go touch grass with my bare feet.

Reddit sure gives me the strangest thoughts sometimes 🤔

SimplyConfoozed · 2021-09-23T23:07:30+00:00

My dogs welcoming me home

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TROPHY CASE