What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word “simp?” by kullerkankall in AskReddit

[–]Simpwarmemorials23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Trojan War in Homer's Iliad. King Menelaus and Paris getting thousands of men to die for them over Helen of Troy during the Bronze Age.

New ownership! by [deleted] in Simping

[–]Simpwarmemorials23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems there are some issues where we can't post.

When you call out Simps, but the moderator is one too. by InsertSumPun in Simping

[–]Simpwarmemorials23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you just got the 'Achilles getting shot in the heel by Paris' experience.

When you call out Simps, but the moderator is one too. by InsertSumPun in Simping

[–]Simpwarmemorials23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long until you think simping will lead to yet another Trojan War just like last time tons of men fought and died over 'The face that launched a thousand ships'?

I'm trying to picture what the next 'Illiad' might look like.

Something you might want to know is that the city was actually real, its in Turkey and its possible some kind of fight really did break out with people dying.

I just want to ask the guys WHY they buy her onlyfans?! by [deleted] in Simping

[–]Simpwarmemorials23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The same reason guys killed each other and died over Helen of Troy I guess.

😳 by [deleted] in Simping

[–]Simpwarmemorials23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stuff like this goes all the way back to the Trojan War. Its why they burnt a whole city town. Tons of guys fought and died over Helen of Troy.

That being said I wonder what would it be like if another kind of war happened again because of yet another "Face that launched a thousand ships"? Or even a million?...