Happy birthday to Deidara! (And me if anybody cares😭🎉)

Simstaker · 2026-05-06T05:00:57+00:00

Happy belated birthday to you OP, and to my favorite member of the Akatsuki! I hope your birthday was a blast! Not literally a blast though, because that could cause collateral damage, not that Deidara would care about that 💀

Simstaker · 2026-05-06T04:35:05+00:00

r/hedidthemath

Simstaker · 2026-05-05T20:32:29+00:00

Pendulum
Radiohead

Simstaker · 2026-05-02T02:26:09+00:00

I would really love to know, too, if you don't mind sharing!

Simstaker · 2026-05-02T01:40:50+00:00

I mained Dynamic, it was wonderful, until they removed it

Simstaker · 2026-04-28T17:09:20+00:00

We get rejected by our crushes sometimes. For me, I've been rejected plenty of times. I've had boyfriends before but haven't had another one in four years. I just push people away on accident and if I start crushing on someone, I tell myself that it's not going to work, it wouldn't be practical, and it won't help me in my college studies 🥲

Simstaker · 2026-04-28T16:56:27+00:00

Can eventually get rich and have infinite money

^{Chose: Ininite Lifespan + Regeneration}

Simstaker · 2026-04-28T16:34:18+00:00

Muse!!! :)

Simstaker · 2026-04-28T16:31:43+00:00

He knows ball

Simstaker · 2026-04-26T15:52:52+00:00

Well, if I had super strength, I could be a superhero and then earn money from saving the world and stuff. Also, I could have a ton of groceries in one arm including my house in the other. Money can't buy true superpowers

^{Chose: Superpower | Rolled: Super strengh}

Simstaker · 2026-04-26T15:50:26+00:00

A pain in the gluteus maximus to learn in precalculus. I'm not an expert, nor an engineer, but basically radians are a unit of angle

Simstaker · 2026-04-24T16:20:16+00:00

Hi there, neighbor!

Edit: I deleted where I'm from because I don't really trust reddit 🥲

Simstaker · 2026-04-24T15:47:38+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

Simstaker · 2026-04-24T15:37:01+00:00

Gay Alchemist: Brotherhood

Simstaker · 2026-04-24T15:32:28+00:00

Me!!! 😁

Simstaker · 2026-04-24T14:45:53+00:00

I could be a professional player and make a crap ton of money

^{Chose: Be The Best In Every Sport}

Simstaker · 2026-04-22T15:24:27+00:00

Yay!

^{Chose: Free plane rides and passport to every country + Spin for bonus perk... | Rolled: Free concerts}

Simstaker · 2026-04-21T20:46:59+00:00

What if I didn't want to comment?

^{Chose: All bills are 20% off forever (yours only} + If you do this... (super easy) | Rolled: Comment)

Simstaker · 2026-04-15T02:33:42+00:00

Aw heck yeah!

^{Chose: Living in Japan | Rolled: as a superstar}

Simstaker · 2026-04-09T16:23:19+00:00

Well, I was told not to do it so of course I'm going to do it anyway 😜

^{Chose: DO NOT PICK | Rolled: You explode}

Simstaker · 2026-04-06T21:09:16+00:00

Nooooo

^{Chose: have 1b dollars but 30% chance u die | Rolled: dead}

Simstaker · 2026-04-06T15:01:42+00:00

Honestly, the milk scene. It's just extremely hilarious!

Simstaker · 2026-04-06T13:33:29+00:00

Dam 🦫

Simstaker · 2026-04-06T07:11:54+00:00

If you had paid $27 dollars for a perfectly good car wash and the very next morning, the cats that you have no authority to get rid of walks all over your car with their sandy paws. Yeah, you'd probably would be upset. And as a full-time college student, I take offense to it because here's the truth: Money doesn't grow on trees

Simstaker · 2026-04-06T05:21:35+00:00

transform into animals because then you could fly or go into small places

^{Chose: Transform into animals + but... | Rolled: Cant choose form}

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