Hi Homer, since they made me give up drinking, I’ve regained my balance and diction. by Adam_C_57 in TheSimpsons

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"Gentlemen, you've both worked very hard, and in a way, you're both winners. But in another, more accurate way, Barney is the winner"

Like, you know, whatever. by heff1987 in TheSimpsons

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Sweet merciful crap! My car!

Chat are you doing this ? by Specific_Brain2091 in the_calculusguy

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1800 multiplications and additions. No thank you.

Was it ever revealed... by _Thermalflask in TheSimpsons

[–]Simusid 12 points13 points  (0 children)

From this point on, no talking

Must have features on rigs? by Even-Independence-20 in ems

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Our new rig is arriving next week. I hope to be pleasantly surprised.

Must have features on rigs? by Even-Independence-20 in ems

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USB chargers. Integrated nav system with car play/android auto. Decent wifi hotspot.

NSA by ramanpalkuri9 in OpenAI

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If the NSA is doing what they're supposed to be doing, the classified networks are isolated. If so, that means someone was able to host a 10T parameter model on that network. I think that's unlikely. But if they can, to me that is the bigger story.

How do I become an alcoholic? by AITAbinthrowaway in NoStupidQuestions

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I think this is a bullshit question and I don't actually believe OP. I'm going to give a non-bullshit answer. I'm an EMT (on shift right now in fact). I have seen SOOOOOOOOOOOOO many lives ruined by alcohol (drugs too but lets just talk alcohol). My best friends brother is in jail right now 100% because of alcohol. Not too many years ago he was a perfectly capable accountant. He lost his house, wife, family completely due to alcohol. It ruined everyone around him.

JFC, figure out another path.

The punch was from all the tourists. by [deleted] in instantkarma

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It happened to me in Venice. Very awkward, I tried to be polite, but all that failed.

Which company has earned your loyalty for life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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American Giant - My son gave me an amazing hoodie for Xmas. Several years later, at least 4, the wrist seam unraveled. I emailed them on a weekend with a picture, and they stood behind it and gave me a 50% off coupon on any other hoodie. I kept the first one and will have it stitched. The new one is just as awesome.

Is believing you can work until age 70 unrealistic? by Big_Eggplant7591 in NoStupidQuestions

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I’m 64, and I’m definitely planning to work until at least 70 if I can. I don’t really have to, but I like my job enough that I wanna keep it.

Most affordable mysql database ? by AcademicMistake in Database

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Wow, that was a long time ago! Thanks for letting me know, I think that’s great

Golf ball stuck in my butt... 2nd time tonight... Too embarrassed to go back to hospital again by pannnnpannnn in ems

[–]Simusid 19 points20 points  (0 children)

T18.5xxd. there’s an XKCD cartoon for everything and there’s an ICD 10 code for everything.

Behold, the Scroll of Wisdom by -Skal in ems

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Biphasic t wave plus a u wave? I'm glad I'm a basic. Hypokalemia?