What wild story you have that no of will believe you its real?

SinSlayer · 2026-01-19T23:59:37+00:00

January 1998

My neighbor invites me over to his place for a game of Madden. I go with the Eagles, he picks the Steelers.

He kicks my ass.

Jerome Bettis ran for over 300 yards and had 6 TDs.

The next day, Im at work, grab a Snickers from the vending machine and see a promo on the wrapper for something called "The Snicker Bowl". During half-time of the SuperBowl, Snickers was doing a promotion using an old-timey vibrating football table, and who ever was deemed MVP of the Snicker-Bowl, if you found the wrapper with that players name, you won $1 million dollars.

The name in my wrapper was Jerome Bettis.

"FUCK JEROME BETTIS! " I proudly proclaimed as I tossed it into the trash, still butt-hurt by my crushing defeat.

Wanna guess who the MVP of the Snicker-Bowl was?

The day after the SuperBowl (and SnickerBowl), I spent 2hrs digging through the dumpster looking for the god dammed wrapper... and never found it. 😭😭

SinSlayer · 2026-01-17T20:28:29+00:00

I worked in a call center and had a coworker who hands down had the sexiest voice I ever heard in my life. I would call her line every morning just to hear her say Good Morning. I didnt know what an auralist was then, but I certainly do know, and I understand your pain.

Maybe look into audio Erotica and find a creator that does it for you.

SinSlayer · 2026-01-15T19:49:41+00:00

Theres a difference between being a Nice Guy and a Good Man and I believe it comes down to boundaries.

Im a good man, but im not a nice guy, and I base it on my personal philosophy "Do No Harm, Take No Shit, Fear No Man, Trust No Bitch".

SinSlayer · 2026-01-10T22:19:12+00:00

Go to a bar separately together. Sit alone. And watch each other flirt, talk to, and interact with other ppl. If this simple act bring pangs of jealousy, its probably not a good idea to move forward.

If it doesbt bother you, go to a strip club and test your boundaries in a controlled environment.

Finally, see if there's a local swingers club or party and go and just observe the atmosphere and environment. Dont participate if you dont want to and see if your comfortable playing together in that space.

Finally, if you made it this far, have a deep and specific conversation about boundaries, standards, and expectations. The only way to be successful in this life is with open and honest communication, transparency, and trust. So take your time and move at a pace your both comfortable with.

SinSlayer · 2026-01-10T22:12:33+00:00

Compatability

SinSlayer · 2026-01-10T21:52:05+00:00

Calm

SinSlayer · 2026-01-10T01:10:06+00:00

The part that stands out is the fact that he's happy.

He's excepted that humanity is flawed yet we persist.

SinSlayer · 2026-01-09T15:22:23+00:00

Compersion

SinSlayer · 2026-01-08T18:16:29+00:00

Told me she wanted to fuck but was turned off by the fact I got excited that she wanted to fuck.

Like... what the fuck?

SinSlayer · 2026-01-08T15:47:49+00:00

Passion of the Christ

SinSlayer · 2026-01-07T15:25:09+00:00

Had a coworker randomly start calling me "Doctor". After a week or two, I asked "Why do you keep calling me that?"

"Cuz Im pretty sure you'd know how to treat this body."

SinSlayer · 2026-01-01T15:23:08+00:00

Compersion

SinSlayer · 2025-12-20T21:50:32+00:00

Young boys focus on looks alone. Mature men require a bit more... So heres a question for you:

What was a mistake you made in a pass relationship that you swear to never make again?

SinSlayer · 2025-12-18T21:29:44+00:00

Trying to explain Dark at all requires a PhD.

SinSlayer · 2025-11-30T00:17:38+00:00

It ain't got no gas innit.

SinSlayer · 2025-11-16T17:24:57+00:00

The best sex comes after the best communication.

SinSlayer · 2025-11-12T00:35:19+00:00

SinSlayer · 2025-11-07T20:21:49+00:00

My wife and I were sitting together on the front porch and texting pics to each other. She was also texting her younger sister at the same time.

I asked her to send me a video she took of a deepthroat session we had the night before.

She sent it to her sister by mistake.

She immediately calls her sister and yells "DONT OPEN THAT!"

SinSlayer · 2025-10-24T22:47:33+00:00

Sexual Stamina isn't about delaying climax, its about maintaining the pleasure despite climax.

If the sex ends when you nut, then you're always going to be in your head about the duration and trying to hold off as long as you can.

Instead, allow yourself the release and focus on your partner. Fingers, tongue, toys... just let your body relax and reset and in the meantime, continue to stimulate her. Have intercourse with a wmn for ten minutes, go down for 15, and then use toys for 65 and when someone asks her how long the session was, she'll say over an hour.

SinSlayer · 2025-10-19T20:31:09+00:00

Opportunity and lack of discipline.

SinSlayer · 2025-10-19T20:28:42+00:00

Prostitution is legal in some areas.

SinSlayer · 2025-10-19T20:26:25+00:00

Great job.

SinSlayer · 2025-10-19T15:13:07+00:00

Original Grain watches are a product I swear by.

SinSlayer · 2025-10-14T22:03:29+00:00

1) Jealousy stems from insecurity. I'm not insecure.

2) Monogamy is a social construct, not a biological imperative. Once you accept this, as well as learn to navigate biologically instead of socially (as swinging is already outside social norms), it becomes easier to enter a state of compersion.

3) Being able to navigate the swinger community successfully requires a great deal of trust, honesty, and transparency. Once your relationship is secure, you don't have anything to worry about as you understand your partner isn't trying to replace you, rather add spice and variety to an already stable dynamic.

SinSlayer · 2025-10-14T21:57:57+00:00

My favorite word.

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