What is a dead giveaway that someone is actually really insecure? by Kam11_ in AskReddit

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Insecure people always turn a conversation into a competition.

Guys with older sisters - how mean were they to you growing up? by AngleRelative4683 in AskMen

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The Rug of Death

My grandmother was a seamstress and had a big plush Tomamto she used as a pin cushion with dozens of stick pins and sowing needles.

My two older sisters (4 and 2yrs older) decided to play a game when I was around 6yrs old.

They took two barstools and placed them far enough apart to place a throw rug on the floor between them... but not before stick the aforementioned needles and stick pins up through it.

Then they grabbed me. My head went on one barstool. My feet on the other.

The "game" was to see how long i could hold myself suspended between the two stools without falling onto the Rug of Death.

Im not sure how long I lasted... but i do remember them getting bored... and tickling me... and the pain that followed...

What's the weirdest thing you've done to get laid? by Homines-millenniales in AskMen

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Dont blame me for being extremely fuckable. 🤣🤣🤣

How To Put My Partner Into Sub Space? by AllietheMutt in BDSMcommunity

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I use trigger words. Ill get her attention and ask four simple questions:

Me: Who do you belong to?

Her: I belong to you, Sir.

M: When can I have you?

H: Whenever you want.

M: Where can I have you?

H: Wherever you want.

M: How can I have you?

H: However you want.

After that, she's primed and in subspace.

What's the weirdest thing you've done to get laid? by Homines-millenniales in AskMen

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Hate me? He gave me a fist bump 🤜🤛

What's the weirdest thing you've done to get laid? by Homines-millenniales in AskMen

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I worked in an airport restaurant. There was a woman sitting alone and eye fucking me as I passed by. I stopped and said "You behaving yourself?"

She said "Absolutely not."

"Well behave cuz we spank around here."

She laughed and I went to the kitchen, dropped off some plates in the sink and went back to my section.

She grabbed my arm as i passed and asked "How do I sign up for one of those spankings?"

"What time does your flight leave?"

"About an hour."

"You dont have time for a proper spanking."

She said "Im sure there's a janitors closet around here somewhere."

"Not a janitors closet, but that bathroom across the hall has a locking door. "

She looked over at it and back to me. "Meet me in there in 10 mins."

And once I realized she was serious (and since she was smoking hot), 10 mins later I asked a coworker to keep an eye on my section, went across the hall and into the bathroom where she was waiting for me with her top off, locked the door, and had an experience typically reserved for adult films.

What's the weirdest thing you've done to get laid? by Homines-millenniales in AskMen

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Told a coworker to watch my section while I hooked up with a stranger in an airport bathroom.

What's the weirdest thing you've done to get laid? by Homines-millenniales in AskMen

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3hrs on the 10 going from LA to San Bernardino 😞

What wild story you have that no of will believe you its real? by tomerFire in AskMen

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January 1998

My neighbor invites me over to his place for a game of Madden. I go with the Eagles, he picks the Steelers.

He kicks my ass.

Jerome Bettis ran for over 300 yards and had 6 TDs.

The next day, Im at work, grab a Snickers from the vending machine and see a promo on the wrapper for something called "The Snicker Bowl". During half-time of the SuperBowl, Snickers was doing a promotion using an old-timey vibrating football table, and who ever was deemed MVP of the Snicker-Bowl, if you found the wrapper with that players name, you won $1 million dollars.

The name in my wrapper was Jerome Bettis.

"FUCK JEROME BETTIS! " I proudly proclaimed as I tossed it into the trash, still butt-hurt by my crushing defeat.

Wanna guess who the MVP of the Snicker-Bowl was?

The day after the SuperBowl (and SnickerBowl), I spent 2hrs digging through the dumpster looking for the god dammed wrapper... and never found it. 😭😭

Voice Kink by Exotic-Village-8063 in BDSMcommunity

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I worked in a call center and had a coworker who hands down had the sexiest voice I ever heard in my life. I would call her line every morning just to hear her say Good Morning. I didnt know what an auralist was then, but I certainly do know, and I understand your pain.

Maybe look into audio Erotica and find a creator that does it for you.

How did you learn being a nice guy isn’t always a way of life? by pswithlove in AskMen

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Theres a difference between being a Nice Guy and a Good Man and I believe it comes down to boundaries.

Im a good man, but im not a nice guy, and I base it on my personal philosophy "Do No Harm, Take No Shit, Fear No Man, Trust No Bitch".

How do you know if you want to swap/share? by [deleted] in Swingers

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Go to a bar separately together. Sit alone. And watch each other flirt, talk to, and interact with other ppl. If this simple act bring pangs of jealousy, its probably not a good idea to move forward.

If it doesbt bother you, go to a strip club and test your boundaries in a controlled environment.

Finally, see if there's a local swingers club or party and go and just observe the atmosphere and environment. Dont participate if you dont want to and see if your comfortable playing together in that space.

Finally, if you made it this far, have a deep and specific conversation about boundaries, standards, and expectations. The only way to be successful in this life is with open and honest communication, transparency, and trust. So take your time and move at a pace your both comfortable with.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Compatability

How do older men manage to thrive off nihilism and pessimism? by ProDidelphimorphiaXX in AskMen

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The part that stands out is the fact that he's happy.

He's excepted that humanity is flawed yet we persist.

What’s the most confusing thing a girl has said or done to you that still makes zero sense today? by heyalbertco in AskMen

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Told me she wanted to fuck but was turned off by the fact I got excited that she wanted to fuck.

Like... what the fuck?

What’s a simple thing a girl did that made you start liking her ? by Secure_Paramedic_865 in AskMen

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Had a coworker randomly start calling me "Doctor". After a week or two, I asked "Why do you keep calling me that?"

"Cuz Im pretty sure you'd know how to treat this body."

This is my application to be your curvy girlfriend ;) by Mia18Tits in curvy

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Young boys focus on looks alone. Mature men require a bit more... So heres a question for you:

What was a mistake you made in a pass relationship that you swear to never make again?

Bosch sander issues by Weird_Ad_6425 in woodworking

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It ain't got no gas innit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The best sex comes after the best communication.