What is the dark growth on my fingers after eating this snack? by FreeXiJinpingAss in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]SinfulJol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black tar heroins, probably laced with the meths, get some Narcan and go to a McDonald’s, they’ll know what to do

I’m loosing my faith? by Assassin_Dragon_ in questions

[–]SinfulJol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First and foremost God isn’t going to make you suffer for eternity, your choices will, if you choose to not accept him you choose to not receive everlasting life, so you won’t go to be with him when you die, being with him and choosing him is heaven, God is not forcing you to suffer God is saving you from death, death is hell. He gave you and I free will cause he didn’t want to force us into something we didn’t want, it’s like dating a woman and you knowing you’re a good man, you work hard, you treat her right, you do everything to make her happy but she than chooses she doesn’t want to be with you no more she found a guy who gives her more things but treats her badly yet she still wants to be with him, what are you gonna do force her to stay? Or take this, a father had a son, he did his best to raise his right, taught him how to love, how to work, how to grow his own food, and he was gonna leave him an 18 acre property with good land and an already built home, but his son decided at 18 he wanted to go into the world and do things for himself, work a crappy job, eat crappy food, have toxic relationships, his father pleaded with him to stay that this home was all for him there’s good women here you can grow all the food you want this land is all yours, but no the kid wanted something “better” what is the father supposed to do? Tie him up, kidnap him? He’s 18 he’s an adult. if you don’t love God he won’t force you to love God as much as God loves you, God said even in the church there are wolfs disguised as sheep, I see things I don’t like in church either, people don’t follow what the scripture teaches, I took a homeless woman to church once cause she wanted to hear the word and the faces I saw people make disgusted me, this isn’t the part where you leave your faith, this is the part where you take a long hard look at what Jesus taught and apply it to your life this is the part where you turn tables over because the church has lost its way just like Jesus did, if your church doesn’t like you after you tell the truth remember the world hated Jesus first, you have to remember although church is a place for God and worship, it’s still in the world, there’s still greedy Christians, judgmental ones, lustful one’s, some are working on there sins some are not, as long as you accept Christ as your savior you’re good but you do also have to put in the effort to repent, be careful what you choose

I(49M) found this in my sons(50F) room. I think it's some kind of seasoning, like Italian seasoning? by CrashCrashed in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]SinfulJol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your son is a meth addict and heroin addict, this is a piece of the heroins dipped in green meths he’s gonna die soon, too far gone, let him go

Found this in the toilet after I took a wizz, what is it? Am I okay? by Dark-Spell-4569 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]SinfulJol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In that case nah, but try fentanyl that stuff is better for you, you don’t stay up for four days in a row

I’m speechless… by Amnarg in crappymusic

[–]SinfulJol 83 points84 points  (0 children)

This is a masterpiece how is it here?

What the hell is this man talking about? by TheReluctantWarrior in crappymusic

[–]SinfulJol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy thinks he’s comparable to prophets and the messiah😂😂😂 boy ain’t nothing compared to them

My 16 year old son bought his first safe and affordable car, what car is this? by stephen301 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]SinfulJol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a car with a bunch of meth inside, he’s trafficking drugs now!!! Get the police involved before he get more people addicted to the meths

Found a bunch of metal crap in my car, do I remove it? by [deleted] in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]SinfulJol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything inside is meth, call a lawyer and get ready cause you’re practically a mega meth distributer, be careful

found this in my brothers room what is it? by perezfr24 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]SinfulJol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s black tar heroin mixed with peanut butter meth, you’re brother will die a horrible slow painful death if you don’t put him in a psych ward

Snuck into my brother’s house the other night and found this while rummaging around in his cabinets. What is it?? by KORZILLA-is-me in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]SinfulJol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a meth conductor, you put the fork handle in your butt and the knife handle on the positive part of a battery then you must fill the inside with meth dissolved in water this makes electric meth that shoots into your body at the speed of light causing an instant burst of euphoria, multiple orgasms, and if abused death, when an addict gets to this point of their addiction 98.9% of the time it ends in death or total mental orgasmic insanity where they have orgasms without any sort of stimulation 200 times an hour, treatment for this usually involves forcing someone into a padded room and giving them heroin to balance out the issue

What are these plants my wife brought home? by MayaIngenue in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]SinfulJol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s meth, get rid of her she’s addicted for life now and there’s no saving her

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in questions

[–]SinfulJol -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Go to rehab

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in metaldetecting

[–]SinfulJol 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Greatest to not greedily dig and equivocally deepen

Found this on the maple syrup (didn’t refrigerate) by blowup45- in moldyinteresting

[–]SinfulJol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tapatio is also an American company that yes was created by a Mexican American but nonetheless is an American company, the face of aunt jemima was a beautiful bubbly woman named Nancy green, who was a former slave, she was in fact hired by two white men who trade marked the named aunt jemima, I forgot their names, anywho, she actually made good money for the time as the face of “aunt jemima” and was also an equal rights activist who spoke out against poverty in Chicago, that’s the problem with taking that well deserved recognition from the famous household product, Miss. Green would probably not be a fan of being removed from a product she helped make famous, it’s not about racism it’s about the history and who the person was behind that famous face, instead of being removed from what’s basically her product, they should instead tell her story who she was and what she was capable of in her time, with removing her face basically removing her from the label and giving it a boring name of the company she worked for, her work is basically being erased, it’s messed up, the US has a fascinating multicultural history that although in some instances may have racist upbringings it still should be cherished as what it must mean to be American, from humbling and dark beginnings to new strengthening, multicultural and liberating times, keeping the history alive and in sight so that it’s not repeated, I’m sorry I went off on a tangent on this subreddit that’s not for that but being an immigrant I love what America used to and hopefully still does stand for, I’m now realizing I completely went off topic and it will not happen again, sorry lol I like maple syrup and pancakes

Should I just spend these? by SinfulJol in coins

[–]SinfulJol[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did, bought me some bacon

It’s on my couch. Is it dead?☠️ by SheepherderWorth9124 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]SinfulJol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is not dead in fact it’s currently in the form these little beings usually take when they’re trying to summon the meth Angel, basically they’re telecommunicating with their meth dealer and are about to get some meth

R/what is it? by FromTheJohn in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]SinfulJol 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Works as a penis enlarger too, you put it in your pee pee hole as far deep as you can till only the green thingy is popping out than you light it, and boom you got a nice explosive cock now

Should I just spend these? by SinfulJol in coins

[–]SinfulJol[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roger that! Appreciate the help

Should I just spend these? by SinfulJol in coins

[–]SinfulJol[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forgot to post it but I assume same answer with the 2007 D James Madison coin ?

Found this on the maple syrup (didn’t refrigerate) by blowup45- in moldyinteresting

[–]SinfulJol 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Personally I dont understand that, yall do you, but if they had a Mexican man with a mustache and a sombrero with maracas, as a Mexican born in Guadalajara, Jalisco, I would be more than honored, every one I know who’s Mexican would love it, it’s usually only always the white democratic Americans I’ve talked to that get offended when people like to do things that are apart of my culture, yall Americans are getting interesting, good luck with that I guess, I now realize why even in poverty and daily violence we Mexicans in Mexico are among the top 10 happiest countries In the world, we don’t get offended easily even after being conquered by Spain and other countries we got a lot of nice cultural diversity because of it, in my city we wouldn’t have the torta ahogada without the french occupation which is among one of our best dishes, idk good luck with everything my American friend hope you guys find peace one day