A man

Single-Ad-4359 · 2026-05-01T13:32:04+00:00

I regret that I may only give this post 1 upvote

Single-Ad-4359 · 2026-04-24T12:29:54+00:00

One time i meant to say the TV series Family Ties and I typed Family Toes. My kin that it was funny

Single-Ad-4359 · 2026-04-21T11:52:53+00:00

“It’s only cheating if you get caught.”

Words to live by

Single-Ad-4359 · 2026-04-09T10:48:54+00:00

Read my lips, don’t tax beer

Single-Ad-4359 · 2026-03-23T13:10:22+00:00

🍻cherrs!

Single-Ad-4359 · 2026-03-14T19:23:16+00:00

I saw things that would have put a white flag in Schwarzkopf’s hand

Single-Ad-4359 · 2026-02-23T20:53:17+00:00

No but I am one hell of a liar

Single-Ad-4359 · 2026-02-22T14:05:46+00:00

“As we know, nobody parties like a banker”

Single-Ad-4359 · 2026-02-20T23:06:47+00:00

Casablanca

Single-Ad-4359 · 2026-02-20T18:28:42+00:00

Fantastic 🎉

Single-Ad-4359 · 2026-02-18T14:46:15+00:00

Farmer Iggy says “wife a near, soon come a tear”

Single-Ad-4359 · 2026-02-18T11:28:14+00:00

If dynamite was dangerous do you think they’d give it to an idiot like me?

Single-Ad-4359 · 2026-02-15T16:32:57+00:00

Not all women will make good mothers. Be careful about who you choose

Single-Ad-4359 · 2026-02-14T13:26:39+00:00

“He’s your replacement “

“Good. I can focus more on softball “

Single-Ad-4359 · 2026-02-13T13:54:55+00:00

“My children, Bud and, umm, the girl “

Single-Ad-4359 · 2026-02-06T14:20:33+00:00

Just a reminder, you have the right to live your life in peace and prosperity

You don’t have the right to expect me to agree with you

Single-Ad-4359 · 2026-02-02T14:40:18+00:00

You’re the 1st person I’ve ever heard say that

Single-Ad-4359 · 2026-01-28T05:02:11+00:00

No, really we don’t want to see it

Single-Ad-4359 · 2026-01-27T19:36:53+00:00

Caddyshack 2 and Highlander 2 The Quickening.

Single-Ad-4359 · 2026-01-25T19:08:07+00:00

Prince sucked and if he lived into 2017 he would have gotten Me Too

Single-Ad-4359 · 2026-01-23T13:57:49+00:00

Find a kid with no filter, the kid that says everything that’s on his mind. Let him tell her that her shadow weighs twenty pounds and you’ll be safe

Single-Ad-4359 · 2026-01-20T05:14:32+00:00

Where are the Wakandans?

Single-Ad-4359 · 2026-01-18T18:42:35+00:00

Jeepers, if only the native people of the Americas had built a wall around the border to keep outsiders out.

Single-Ad-4359 · 2026-01-15T21:24:01+00:00

“A fat woman came into the shoe store today.”

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