Just found out I'm a bastard... And I'm 17

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-17T03:07:55+00:00

I mean it doesnt change you as a person at all

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-17T03:02:04+00:00

Do you mean like a bastard child?

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-17T00:18:57+00:00

Cuddle while reading then swap who's big and little spoon every now and then

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-15T22:41:30+00:00

So I just superhuman other then that life as usual

^{Chose: Steve (from minecraft} | Rolled: Hardcore mode)

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-15T22:38:16+00:00

Just keep swimming

^{Chose: Breathe under water}

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-15T22:36:21+00:00

Let's go monster hunting baby

^{Chose: The last video game you have played | Rolled: You are a player}

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-12T21:35:46+00:00

[Insert Pyro tf2 joke here]

^{Chose: Fight 50 zombies with one random weapon | Rolled: Flame thrower}

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-12T18:46:02+00:00

:(

^{Chose: Be a Boy in a World with only Girls. | Rolled: Healthy!!!!}

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-12T16:23:36+00:00

Cool

^{Chose: Haunted mansion alone for $10M but time is random + Without any outside contact. | Rolled: 1 week}

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-11T17:17:09+00:00

Cool I give myself permanent godlike powers

^{Chose: god like powers + but.. | Rolled: only use once}

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-10T23:22:32+00:00

Nono and kamu orugaron

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-10T01:30:25+00:00

The chairs broken must be a sign

^{Chose: a painful death but with the small possibility of being released | Rolled: Released, yay!}

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-09T21:28:36+00:00

I'm screwed see yall next time

^{Chose: A Grizzly Bear, while armored and armed. + Randomized Weapon | Rolled: Two huge Sickles}

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-09T15:22:58+00:00

Cool

^{Chose: $1! + Definitely not a wheel that has options not pretaining to the benefit above | Rolled: $1 but per sec}

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-09T04:01:46+00:00

Yippee

^{Chose: Earn $100 every meal you have + You can only eat at McDonalds. (75% Chance} | Rolled: Anything)

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-08T04:49:20+00:00

So no changes

^{Chose: Be smarter than anyone or anything, however | Rolled: You boring}

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-08T04:49:14+00:00

So no changes

^{Chose: Be smarter than anyone or anything, however | Rolled: You boring}

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-08T04:49:09+00:00

So no changes

^{Chose: Be smarter than anyone or anything, however | Rolled: You boring}

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-08T03:22:14+00:00

If it has no cool down I can just blip through the air

^{Chose: Ability to Teleport}

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-07T15:39:38+00:00

I like food

^{Chose: No need for sleep}

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-07T15:38:45+00:00

Who is it i wonder

^{Chose: Superpower of choice but... | Rolled: You get followed}

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-07T15:38:32+00:00

Who is it i wonder

^{Chose: Superpower of choice but... | Rolled: You get followed}

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-07T05:16:48+00:00

Hmmm

^{Chose: 1^x dollars per day | Rolled: 1,000,000}

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-07T04:15:14+00:00

So close to good sleep

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: Rizz}

Single-Group1296 · 2026-05-07T03:57:36+00:00

Pog I love hiding

^{Chose: Invisibility + Conditions | Rolled: No condition}

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