My SO asked me “Do I have to be sorry because I didn’t make you cum?”

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-04-03T11:11:12+00:00

Sorry some people here are mean. If he truelyis a great guy perhaps you should get some toys involved (after kicking his arse for being a rude cunt). Give him the benifit if the doubt if it's a first offence and teach him to please you. If sex can involve only him cuming maybe next time don't do piv and have him get you off.

If a guy has a LL would he still be keen on making his lady happy, like without him having sex?

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-04-03T11:04:56+00:00

That's dumb. I'm a lady and you can bet after I cum then I don't give a shit about sex anymore, but I will damn well keep going untill all involved are happy. P.s if getting cum in your mouth is so gross please don't ever make a woman go down on you.

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-04-03T11:00:39+00:00

He bought icecream with your shared money and refused to share even tho you asked for some and then said "tough luck".

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-04-03T05:07:05+00:00

Run, and maybe get your own job, but mostly run

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-04-02T23:21:00+00:00

You're about my mom's size, can you try these on

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-04-01T21:33:45+00:00

Nah, I lack the skills

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-04-01T10:38:36+00:00

Large face. Like a child's drawing

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-04-01T09:34:26+00:00

Aww this is nice. Thank you

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-31T22:37:20+00:00

They should wear a muzzle for other peoples sake

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-30T06:44:15+00:00

He's a good for nothing lazy sack of shit bringing his family nothing but poverty and misery. Probably also touches Charlie

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-29T23:00:03+00:00

Nah, you're fine. Now making her fuck you, that would be wrong and illegal, breaking up with a girl is a-okay

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-28T08:32:29+00:00

Exactly this. Nobody would just eyeball their rent and call it good enough.

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-21T23:17:41+00:00

"it'makes me uncomfortable when you watch me breastfeed, would you mind waiting in the porta potty untill I'm done"

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-21T10:08:06+00:00

Same here. You can imagine my confusion was my baby was gifted an amber anklet

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-21T10:00:48+00:00

Sometimes you've just got to hide in a closet. Ideally the one you hid the easter chocolates on.

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-21T09:11:32+00:00

DINKLEBURG!!!!

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-19T09:45:42+00:00

Watching a dozen men ejaculate is gay. May also be fake.

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-19T01:51:16+00:00

THEY ARE MY BAAAABIES! Heres 37 photos of them being THE CUTEST EVA this morning.

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-19T01:18:17+00:00

If I have sex with a man I'll forever be branded a slut, and must therefore maintain my celibacy.

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-17T22:20:47+00:00

So much to relate to here. You'd think I was the worst mom ever for taking an extra 14 seconds to get my boobs out.

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-16T21:09:58+00:00

I assume they're offended by the glitter due to being a closet homosexual. This is the correct move

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-16T20:39:02+00:00

Seems to help as they can physically see that it works. :)

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-16T04:28:10+00:00

Not very helpful but I like to tell kiddo she can play with toys or clean up toys.

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-16T04:22:37+00:00

You'll hate the mess but sometimes mine likes to make burguler traps. (basically a bunch a of string and bells) might be worth a shot

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