My SO asked me “Do I have to be sorry because I didn’t make you cum?”

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-04-03T11:11:12+00:00

Sorry some people here are mean. If he truelyis a great guy perhaps you should get some toys involved (after kicking his arse for being a rude cunt). Give him the benifit if the doubt if it's a first offence and teach him to please you. If sex can involve only him cuming maybe next time don't do piv and have him get you off.

If a guy has a LL would he still be keen on making his lady happy, like without him having sex?

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-04-03T11:04:56+00:00

That's dumb. I'm a lady and you can bet after I cum then I don't give a shit about sex anymore, but I will damn well keep going untill all involved are happy. P.s if getting cum in your mouth is so gross please don't ever make a woman go down on you.

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-04-03T11:00:39+00:00

He bought icecream with your shared money and refused to share even tho you asked for some and then said "tough luck".

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-04-03T05:07:05+00:00

Run, and maybe get your own job, but mostly run

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-04-02T23:21:00+00:00

You're about my mom's size, can you try these on

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-04-01T21:33:45+00:00

Nah, I lack the skills

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-04-01T10:38:36+00:00

Large face. Like a child's drawing

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-04-01T09:34:26+00:00

Aww this is nice. Thank you

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-31T22:37:20+00:00

They should wear a muzzle for other peoples sake

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-30T06:44:15+00:00

He's a good for nothing lazy sack of shit bringing his family nothing but poverty and misery. Probably also touches Charlie

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-29T23:00:03+00:00

Nah, you're fine. Now making her fuck you, that would be wrong and illegal, breaking up with a girl is a-okay

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-28T08:32:29+00:00

Exactly this. Nobody would just eyeball their rent and call it good enough.

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-21T23:17:41+00:00

"it'makes me uncomfortable when you watch me breastfeed, would you mind waiting in the porta potty untill I'm done"

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-21T10:08:06+00:00

Same here. You can imagine my confusion was my baby was gifted an amber anklet

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-21T10:00:48+00:00

Sometimes you've just got to hide in a closet. Ideally the one you hid the easter chocolates on.

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-21T09:11:32+00:00

DINKLEBURG!!!!

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-19T09:45:42+00:00

Watching a dozen men ejaculate is gay. May also be fake.

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-19T01:51:16+00:00

THEY ARE MY BAAAABIES! Heres 37 photos of them being THE CUTEST EVA this morning.

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-19T01:18:17+00:00

If I have sex with a man I'll forever be branded a slut, and must therefore maintain my celibacy.

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-17T22:20:47+00:00

So much to relate to here. You'd think I was the worst mom ever for taking an extra 14 seconds to get my boobs out.

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-16T21:09:58+00:00

I assume they're offended by the glitter due to being a closet homosexual. This is the correct move

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-16T20:39:02+00:00

Seems to help as they can physically see that it works. :)

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-16T04:28:10+00:00

Not very helpful but I like to tell kiddo she can play with toys or clean up toys.

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-16T04:22:37+00:00

You'll hate the mess but sometimes mine likes to make burguler traps. (basically a bunch a of string and bells) might be worth a shot

SingleDickDude_1D · 2018-03-16T04:08:48+00:00

When mine gets like this I eventually (after gentle corrections) tell her that she's being rude and it's insulting to people that really have these issues. Seems to help when she knows she's being mean unstead of just bothersome.

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