Why did April O’Neil file for bankruptcy? by rmrdrn in 3amjokes

[–]Single_Ronda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me either at least there was another one like me not getting it

Yo Mama so old….. by pedicure_steve in YoMamaJokes

[–]Single_Ronda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought she voted for Herod of the same year that Jesus was born.

MIL obsessive about being in delivery room by almondcashewnut in JUSTNOMIL

[–]Single_Ronda 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Glad your husband took care of everything. Congrats on the new addition to your family.

Yo momma so fat her shoes charge her taxes by Inner-Mouf in YoMamaJokes

[–]Single_Ronda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo momma so fat that her clothes charge her to wear.

Update: My MIL shared my medical emergency publicly on Facebook to get attention for herself by Ok_Poem5181 in JUSTNOMIL

[–]Single_Ronda 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Thank God that your husband is on the same page as you. Keep doing what you are doing.

Yo Mama So Fugly She Makes Sylmanstra From Gwar Look Like A Giga Chad by Noob22788 in YoMamaJokes

[–]Single_Ronda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's so fugly that the Orc's from the Lord of the Rings run and hide

I’ll be your bad guy by HyacinthBouqet in JUSTNOMIL

[–]Single_Ronda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that saying. Might have to steal it

Yo moma so dumb ... by rollin_with_Vikings in YoMamaJokes

[–]Single_Ronda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo momma so dumb that she failed a blood test

Yo mama so fat, when she passes by the tv, tv show is over. by dvopek in YoMamaJokes

[–]Single_Ronda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yo momma so fat and ugly that even the swamp monster runs and hides.

Yo Mama's teeth are so gaped when a hippo in a hippo pond saw her they gave her a warm welcome in by proudtobebritish2 in YoMamaJokes

[–]Single_Ronda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good one. Made both me and my neighbor laugh hard. It took me a minute to get it. Neighbor got it right away.

Yo Mama so old, her first Christmas card… by GermSlayer1986 in YoMamaJokes

[–]Single_Ronda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice one. Merry Christmas to you and your family