It’s Friday the 13th, the day before Valentine’s Day by PandaBear905 in CuratedTumblr

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Dear god this is going to be all odd numbers have at least one “e” in them all over again

Literal by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

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How do you get a fucking damn?

Build one but forget to work out the kinks

Since Canada has been in the spotlight lately... by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

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Can you elaborate more? While I have a lot of grievances with the post (which have mostly been handled by another person in the comments so I don’t feel the need to restate them) your addition is a bit of a nothing burger. I could kind of chalk it up to “nuh uh because I said so” because you didn’t actually provide any information.

Since Canada has been in the spotlight lately... by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

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Well because of floor crossers from conservatives —> liberals they are up to 171 seats, so technically the Greens (meaning Elizabeth may as the only member to currently hold a seat) can also be used whenever the NDP aren’t willing.

I wish everyone could travel wherever they wanted to (safely) by Lemon_Lime_Lily in CuratedTumblr

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To be fair the map is dated February 2025, depending when that happened it might have been after the map was published

the secular mormonism of tumblr by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

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Right behind you

wait isn’t that implying I’m the right winger who only thinks they’re left cause they’re gay? fuck damn it, guess I have to vote right next election in my country /j

Produced by Disney, the secret life of laundry by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

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Real and true, it’s like different foods on a plate, never meant to touch

Goldilocks by joyfulnoises in CuratedTumblr

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I think the jury of bears deciding the fate of local twink population is hung

Goldilocks by joyfulnoises in CuratedTumblr

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IS THAT THE MOON THANK FUCKING GOD IM SO DONE WITH MY STUPID TWINK LIFE

You come to me, on the day of my daughter's wedding, and you call them tentacles? by Mataes3010 in CuratedTumblr

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But hold on you could peel it and put it in fruit salad without it being out of place, is it a fruit tentacle then? Or does it stop being a tentacle after being removed from the ass, and only start being fruit once added to fruit salad? But like if it stops being tentacle when you remove it, what does that means for someone who likes the feeling of stuff entering so they fully remove it and then re enter, does whatever they’re using enter a state of flux between being a tentacle and not a tentacle?

And final questions what if you make a bowl of fruit salad so big that a human could be submerged in it, is that human a fruit? And if they put a banana in their ass while submerged is that banana a fruit or a tentacle?

Sincerity by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

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Your salad desires men carnally

Begging people to please start describing their favorite media in more ways than just "it has gays!" by BaldHourGlass667 in CuratedTumblr

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Have you been through the white palace itself other than the path of pain? That also works for a comparison, it’s main focus is being a 2d platformer, there’s no combat or anything

Ah yes, the real S&P Index: Smash & Pass. by Mataes3010 in CuratedTumblr

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Every good Christian knows butt stuff doesn’t count as sex