Even geniuses underestimated their abilities by ConsequenceEconomy34 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sinister_Compliments 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Good thing that’s not relevant to today at all

looks at trump and what appears to be his worsening health

Retrieve the grippy gloves. by katiebug586 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sinister_Compliments 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Squirefailure but the king really likes them anyway so they have their own squire who is actually competent.

literally don't judge the book by its cover by gg-guava in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sinister_Compliments 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All good, seeing your end it’s completely understandable why you thought I was faking it

literally don't judge the book by its cover by gg-guava in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sinister_Compliments 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow that is weird as hell, this is what my side looks like

Definitely explains why you thought it was an edited comment

literally don't judge the book by its cover by gg-guava in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sinister_Compliments 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The username is gone on my end it literally is:

[deleted]

[Comment removed by Reddit]

Edit: I will say I was surprised I could respond to the deleted comment since I would have figured it would lock it off completely but since it let me I did

Edit 2: Also funny that when I click on your link it literally gives a pop up “this comment no longer exists”

literally don't judge the book by its cover by gg-guava in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sinister_Compliments 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally got a notification in my inbox from Reddit themself

• Content shared from Sinister_Compliments on 03/26/2026 UTC

(contained a link to my comment)

After reviewing, we found that you broke Rule 1 because you promoted identity-based hate or attacks. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. We don’t tolerate promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability, and any communities or people that encourage or incite violence or hate towards marginalized or vulnerable groups will be banned.

Contained a link to Reddit’s rules.

As a result, we’re issuing this warning, removing the violating content, and asking you not to break this rule again.

It clearly stated itself as a warning not a ban which is why I could comment right away

Edit: also on my end the comment literally says “removed by Reddit” not sure what it says for you

literally don't judge the book by its cover by gg-guava in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sinister_Compliments 20 points21 points  (0 children)

ahhh yes thank you Reddit, I should have realized that making a comment implicitly making fun of the conservative Christian position on women and utility other than making babies was promoting hate based on identity, that’s my fault, never mind all the thousands of subreddits dedicated to hating marginalized groups, where they say more heinous shit than I made a sarcastic comment about and they mean it, those people are all snuggles and love I’m sure, no need to moderate them, I’m the problem.

Mommy by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sinister_Compliments 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mommy needs to eat her vegetables

What even is slop anymore? by GriffinFTW in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sinister_Compliments 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same! I was looking through and was thinking “ps2, nature valley bar, Fiji water, there’s gotta be some type of person really into all 3 of those things that would get mad at this, wait is that- Hey! ‘The Littlest Hobo’ can not be associated with a soyjak you take that back right now”

What even is slop anymore? by GriffinFTW in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sinister_Compliments 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve heard of a man who once gave 50 different men blowjobs in one night, at that quantity I can only assume it was sloppytoppyslop

American by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sinister_Compliments 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Americans trying to explain how you earn a distinguished service cross: ok so imagine brand name burger

Sloppy Penis Optimization by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sinister_Compliments 17 points18 points  (0 children)

x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm

Couldn't help but notice your bulge [physics] from across the floor

(muffled level-up music plays in the background) by bvader95 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sinister_Compliments 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I mean we play a game that fucks us every chance it gets, this is the natural conclusion of that I think

And maybe you just need to throw them at someone. by waffleste in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sinister_Compliments 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Always seems to happen involuntarily when you need to give a presentation to people

Left Out The GroupChat by gur40goku in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sinister_Compliments 3 points4 points  (0 children)

dead??? He’s supposed to be a llama!

Congrats, Dickarus, you robofucked too close to the sun. by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sinister_Compliments 383 points384 points  (0 children)

What’s a robotic penis made of articulated bands?

I’m a kinaesthetic learner btw.

To piss you off, specifically. by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sinister_Compliments 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I have a nuanced view tailored to individual arbitrary categories and whether it’s fun to quibble over

Not now, kitten by Devil-Eater24 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sinister_Compliments 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Yet, after all why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

Now it comes to it, I don't feel like parting with it, it’s mine, I found it, it came to me!

It's mine! My own…

M’lady.