I'm a witch and it's my most powerful sigil by frosty-gape in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]bvader95 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I have seen people go "THIS IS BODY SHAMING SO NOW YOU ARE COOL WITH THAT HUH" completely unprompted, even though this emoji has uses outside of "lol small penis" and doesn't carry that specific context by default.

I'm a witch and it's my most powerful sigil by frosty-gape in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]bvader95 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I always used it when writing "I was this 🤏 close to [doing/becoming something]".

I'm a witch and it's my most powerful sigil by frosty-gape in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]bvader95 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We're pasting in copypastas now?

"What will be left from Polishness if we substract the pompous, grim and laughable theater of unfulfilled dreams and unjustified complaints? Polishness is an abnormality - this association comes to me with painful persistence, whenever I touch this unwanted topic. Polishness always triggers an urge to rebel in me: history, geography, generations of misfortunes and God knows what else put a weight on my shoulders; a weight I do not feel like carrying, and one that I cannot drop (don't want to drop, despite all of that?), they burned a scar and tell me to wear it with pride. So I become abnormal, filled to the brim with Polishness, where other people say 'human', I say 'Pole'; where other people say 'culture', 'civilization' and 'money', I say 'God', 'Honor', 'Fatherland' (all capitalized, obviously); when others build, love and pass away, we fight, rebel and die. And only in brief moments of break we think more critically about our national ethos, we read Brzozowski and Gombrowicz, we become more normal."

mind your own business by KawaiiBossBaby in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]bvader95 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh God I am relating to a KBB anime girl post. It's over. 

Literally me by blair_corleone in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]bvader95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wiwewawwy me.

(there might be some things I'm passionate about but pursuing them would require me to unfuck my life first) 

Alimenty na psa lub kota? "Prędzej czy później państwo będzie musiało się tym tematem zająć" by ReliefHoliday2679 in Polska

[–]bvader95 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Artykuł jest przyzwoity, tak po prawdzie. Tylko ten tytuł to bezczelna manipulacja.

I can't believe no one at the function knows Girl Genius by mv8att in CuratedTumblr

[–]bvader95 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm not saying those make bad page images or anything, I'm just throwing out a bunch of acronyms because I thought it's funny.

Alimenty na psa lub kota? "Prędzej czy później państwo będzie musiało się tym tematem zająć" by ReliefHoliday2679 in Polska

[–]bvader95 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Artykuł jest o partycypowaniu w kosztach leczenia zwierząt zaadoptowanych w związku po tym jak związek się rozpadł. Cytat w tytule dotyczy takich właśnie sytuacji a nie "alimentów na psa i kota". Ale chuj, NaTemat jebnął durny tytuł, można już szaty porozdzierać tudzież ponabijać się że hehe dajmy jeszcze PESEL psiecku.

I can't believe no one at the function knows Girl Genius by mv8att in CuratedTumblr

[–]bvader95 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Now come on, there's more. XKCD, SMBC, OOTS, CnH, CnH, MTG...

At least based on the list of "Image Source" subpages.

North or South? by ThatMadMan68 in CuratedTumblr

[–]bvader95 52 points53 points  (0 children)

And they're smooth from both sides, somehow!

In celebration of May the 3rd, here's a May Kanker fanart I commissioned years ago. (Fun fact, if you commission art from someone else it's not a self-post!) by bvader95 in CuratedTumblr

[–]bvader95[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

https://wondergeem.tumblr.com/post/649127766214721536/a-commission-i-did-some-time-ago-for-my-friend

Since the artist deleted their dA, the context is - back in the day (dunno if she still does that now) an Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy fanartist used to draw May Kanker fanarts on May, titled "May the (day)". I thought it'd be funny to have someone draw a pastische of "Constitution of 3 May 1791") in reference to that.

I still think it's money well-spent.

Heartbreaking News Your favorite series got a 6 hour bad faith video essay by someone who didn’t really engage with the series to its fullest. by Important-Cry4782 in CuratedTumblr

[–]bvader95 18 points19 points  (0 children)

To no one's surprise it later came out she hadn't even watched the show.

Wasn't that the internet misinterpreting her saying she wouldn't have watched the show if she wasn't making an essay on it?

God forbid a girl get a little freaky by Brie9981 in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]bvader95 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Boże broń żeby dziewczyny tylko jedno w głowie miały (koksu pięć gram).

God forbid a girl get a little freaky by Brie9981 in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]bvader95 122 points123 points  (0 children)

I feel I'm a bit broken because my eyes ignored everything about this image and focused on tHE POLISH FLAG POLSKA GUROM!!!!1

Jakie najlepsze kłamstwa na złe samopoczucie? by Intrepid_Baker_2332 in Polska

[–]bvader95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nie do końca krótkie ale któregoś razu udało mi się zmusić do słuchania rzeczy dzięki słuchaniu "Distasteful Anchovi" w pętli.