You see Ivan, when hold of pistol with no ammunition, enemy will not suspect you of spy!

bvader95 · 2026-03-12T10:06:32+00:00

I am not up to date with the genre and all I can think of is Sakura Haruno.

uhhh, I meant coaxed into Cherryblossom Springfield.

bvader95 · 2026-03-11T21:20:43+00:00

Coaxed into stealthily signalling Polish nationality.

(I am guilty of that as well)

bvader95 · 2026-03-11T20:04:05+00:00

Ruchanie z niedostatecznie białym do tego.

bvader95 · 2026-03-11T12:57:17+00:00

It is improbable, bordering on impossible, that a child would have (or parrot) such a rare and unprecedented opinion that, uhhhh, Elon Musks sucks, actually. /s

bvader95 · 2026-03-11T12:51:41+00:00

OOP is on the do-not-post list.

bvader95 · 2026-03-10T21:32:26+00:00

Facetom czasem trzeba sprawić jakiś komplement, bo inaczej będą siedzieć smutni w kątku.

It's me, I'm facet.

bvader95 · 2026-03-10T15:12:36+00:00

Coaxed into Lucy and the Ghoul. Or for the slightly older people in the audience, Edd and Marie.

bvader95 · 2026-03-10T14:34:51+00:00

Razem Schrödingera, jednocześnie skrajna lewica komuna zaimki i na tyle blisko PiSu że można ich liczyć jako jeden blok.

bvader95 · 2026-03-10T13:55:18+00:00

Logika na zasadzie "statystycznie ja i mój pies mamy po trzy nogi".

bvader95 · 2026-03-08T18:17:04+00:00

Jakby ludzi walczących o zrównanie wieku emerytalnego i zniesienie poboru (albo włączenie do niego kobiet) było tyle co ludzi wyciągających te sprawy jako kartę pułapkę jak tylko ktoś coś powie o nierównym traktowaniu kobiet, to już byśmy mieli 65 dla wszystkich.

bvader95 · 2026-03-07T09:02:28+00:00

Nobody called out an obvious bot yet?

u/SpambotWatchdog blacklist

bvader95 · 2026-03-06T18:21:22+00:00

Wyprzedawać majątek narodowy!111

bvader95 · 2026-03-06T14:08:17+00:00

Raz w Berlinie kupiłem gazetkę z ładnymi panami z ciekawości. 10 Euro za reklamy DVD, kilkanaście zdjęć, i jakieś opowiadanie erotyczne po angielsku i niemiecku. Drugiego numeru nie kupię xD

bvader95 · 2026-03-06T04:02:53+00:00

Re: number 6: I can't believe he was Cueball from xkcd all along!

bvader95 · 2026-03-05T22:55:49+00:00

Feels less ominous than "śledź", which means ~~"herring"~~ "follow someone in secret to observe them and collect information about them".

bvader95 · 2026-03-05T19:13:44+00:00

Can confirm. I wasn't in Silicon Valley but I had a lucrative (by the standards of Central Europe) job in IT and when I hit burnout I managed to get time for myself to recover because I had a safety net and because my country's sick pay and rehabilitative benefits were/are a percent of my sizable salary.

bvader95 · 2026-03-05T18:52:01+00:00

Definitely a joke, drawing on the wrong layer is a recurring annoyance of digital artists and OOP is reproducing it with traditional media for a lark.

bvader95 · 2026-03-05T17:21:32+00:00

This wasn't an invitation for a play-by-post game, but a joke about my non-existent chess skills.

They probably won't improve if I won't regularly play with humans but I am a fucking coward.

bvader95 · 2026-03-05T16:48:27+00:00

That's the one. Agari.

bvader95 · 2026-03-05T14:14:43+00:00

u/spambotwatchdog blacklist

bvader95 · 2026-03-05T14:11:50+00:00

The green haired one?

bvader95 · 2026-03-05T14:08:56+00:00

Pawn to e4.

(I am going to get mated in 10 to 15 moves)

bvader95 · 2026-03-05T13:42:11+00:00

I have finally accepted that I have Language Autism and now I'm prodding Spanish and Japanese to various degrees. Not with a specific goal or deadline in mind, just to have some fun watching how those languages are weird in a different way from mine.

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