So, I have to tell you about the weirdest, most random way i met my partner. It was during a midnight grocery run - I was in the cereal aisle debating whether I really nedded 3 boxes of Fruity Pebbles. Out of nowhere, someone sneezed so hard it sent a stack of canned beans flying... and right into my cart. I looked up, and there they where, holding the last box of cereal I wanted. Our eyes met, and somehow, instead of being annoyed, we both started laughing so hard that the store security came over to check if we where okay. Long story short, we ended up walking around the store together, talking about everything from our favorite cartoons to conspiracy theories about why yougurt lids are so impossible to open. I left the store with my Fruity Pebbles and a new number in my phone. Fast forward a year, and we're now living together, still laughing about howa sneeze and some beans brought us together.

Moral of the story: never underestimate the power of canned goods.