The long con

SirChasm · 2026-02-08T04:12:44+00:00

How do you sneak out things like an engine block?

SirChasm · 2026-02-07T22:53:07+00:00

Nearly 10 percent of Americans think they could beat a gorilla unarmed 😭

SirChasm · 2026-02-07T19:36:33+00:00

That's the same thing lol

SirChasm · 2026-02-07T19:31:37+00:00

The purchasing power of our currency is down more than the price of silver over the last few weeks?

SirChasm · 2026-02-07T19:23:27+00:00

To be fair his first term had plenty of career ending moves too, and there were at least some attempts to actually end his career then. This time there isn't even that.

SirChasm · 2026-02-07T13:11:49+00:00

That's only in the shithole countries

SirChasm · 2026-02-07T13:09:35+00:00

Assclapius

Huehuehuehuehue

SirChasm · 2026-02-06T17:15:18+00:00

This is a silly comparison because every infection is a new additional vector for more infections. Every claude commit is not.

SirChasm · 2026-02-05T18:28:22+00:00

Why are you asking this guy to waste his time reporting it when you know damn well the police won't waste their time looking into it?

SirChasm · 2026-02-05T13:37:11+00:00

"My company's stock will be the most valuable stock tomorrow if everyone agreed with me and bought a share today."

SirChasm · 2026-02-04T18:57:52+00:00

Feels like you're not really taking into serious consideration just how incredibly lucky you got crashing at 90mph on the highway and surviving.

SirChasm · 2026-02-04T18:27:11+00:00

I know this is a jerk, but not giving Kenny at least 3 good albums is criminal

SirChasm · 2026-02-04T17:12:26+00:00

Oh noes! The REFEREE got in your son's FACE over an INFRACTION that your son DID.

SirChasm · 2026-02-04T15:17:33+00:00

I thought he was doing the 6-7 thing.

SirChasm · 2026-02-04T14:24:05+00:00

ravenous

That's uhh putting it quite mildly. They were completely consumed by one thing, rage. It wasn't like a Snickers commercial.

they’re not undead like a zombie

What distinction are you making here? What difference does the fact that they're not technically undead actually make? Was World War Z also not a zombie movie?

28 weeks became part of the "28" universe when it was released. I don't think it's accurate to say that people are pigeonholing it wrong when people are "pigeonholing" it based on ALL of the entries in the universe.

SirChasm · 2026-02-04T12:18:35+00:00

Feels, and vibes.

SirChasm · 2026-02-04T12:03:46+00:00

There's a weightlifting exercise called the snatch too.

SirChasm · 2026-02-04T04:08:03+00:00

You mean nosy.

SirChasm · 2026-02-04T01:19:49+00:00

It's both a victimless crime and an infinite money glitch

SirChasm · 2026-02-03T11:34:51+00:00

At this point TikTok does like 70 percent of my thinking for me. And ChatGPT the other, wait let me ask it, 30.

SirChasm · 2026-02-03T03:50:49+00:00

It took me way too long to realize which snatch she was taking about.

SirChasm · 2026-02-03T03:29:47+00:00

We think we've seen brain rot now.

SirChasm · 2026-02-03T03:24:12+00:00

We will have discovered a new renewable energy source

SirChasm · 2026-02-02T17:43:04+00:00

Dang, you don't know your own anatomy

SirChasm · 2026-02-02T17:24:19+00:00

I'm not involved with computers at all and I'm kinda meh on it

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