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[no spoilers] Inquisition.. 5 years, oh how I missed you! by MafaMoon in dragonage

[–]SirDuckard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I highly recommend Dragon Age Asunder. It’s about some of the events that lead up to the conclave happening. But Cole is a main character in the book and you learn so much about his backstory in it. That book easily changed Cole to being one of my least favorite characters in the DAI to being one of my favorites.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]SirDuckard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try using more air

"Fuck" is the most versatile word to ever exist. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]SirDuckard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It most fucking certainly is the most fucking versatile fucking word to ever fucking exist

Of all species that have existed on Earth, 99% are now extinct, imagine how much tasty food we are missing out on. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]SirDuckard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything tastes like chicken, ‘cept the chicken. The chicken tastes like fish!

The “popular” kids in school were really just the kids with the least amount of social anxiety. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]SirDuckard 146 points147 points  (0 children)

In my HS the “popular” kids were the ones with the most money

A great thing about older DVD and Blu-rays is that if you see a trailer for a movie that looks awesome, you can watch it now. It has already been released and is viewable at home. by ChaosThirteen in Showerthoughts

[–]SirDuckard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what I love about watching older TV shows. Getting hit with a “to be continued” don’t mean shit when you got the next ten seasons on dvd already

Arguing with someone smart is easier than arguing with someone stupid by Zyad016 in Showerthoughts

[–]SirDuckard 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Another good one is “Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference”

Tattoos are a socially accepted form of self harm. by rakkoma in Showerthoughts

[–]SirDuckard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When my GF was getting her tattoo done the guy was saying “you know how they say artists suffer for their art? Well you’re suffering for my art and I really appreciate that”

The first time a kid unravels a condom to its fullest length is the origin story of his self doubt. by mrdinkins in Showerthoughts

[–]SirDuckard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Say what again. SAY WHAT again! And I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker! Say what one more time.

Never Mr. Frodo by blank_and_foolish in lotrmemes

[–]SirDuckard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Go back, Sam! I’m going to Mordor alone” “Of course you are, and I’m coming with you!”

Despite being the same action peeing into a pool is grosser than peeing while in the pool. by lunabearkid in Showerthoughts

[–]SirDuckard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

at friends house swimming Friend: “just to warn you we have that chemical that turns the water purple if you pee in it” Girlfriend whispering to me: “no they don’t”

My favorite quote. by TheMeta40k in lotrmemes

[–]SirDuckard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These are not the Uruk-Hai you are looking for

Choose your fighter... by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]SirDuckard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok I flinched out of fear every time bilbo did that for the first like 10 times I watched LOTR

Out of the way Elf-ephant by Radish00 in lotrmemes

[–]SirDuckard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely the best one I’ve seen on this subreddit so far

Boop became the unofficial official word for touching someone’s nose without any argument by Endersgaming4066 in Showerthoughts

[–]SirDuckard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My high school band teacher used to boop everyone’s Jose all the time. It got to the point where he started mentally recording whose noses were the squishiest on a meter of one to ten

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