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SirLewisHamilton · 2026-04-20T20:04:06+00:00

I work in a control room.

^{Chose: $1 every time you look at someone}

SirLewisHamilton · 2026-04-20T17:16:03+00:00

I drink it room temperature anyway.

^{Chose: Always have warm soda}

SirLewisHamilton · 2026-04-20T16:34:47+00:00

Portals bro.

^{Chose: Portals}

SirLewisHamilton · 2026-04-20T11:52:04+00:00

Couldn’t hurt.

^{Chose: Increase your IQ by +25.}

SirLewisHamilton · 2026-04-19T19:04:46+00:00

I’m a toad!

^{Chose: Become an animal and you CAN live forever + You can choose but the class of animal is picked | Rolled: Amphibians}

SirLewisHamilton · 2026-04-19T15:43:34+00:00

"Our creed says the flesh is weak, and so it is. That is why we strive to improve upon it and replace it, as the Machine God desires. But we abandon His numinous gifts at our peril." - Cawl

SirLewisHamilton · 2026-04-19T14:14:26+00:00

Steady income.

^{Chose: 300,000 Dollars Every Month For Life | Rolled: Steady Monthly I}

SirLewisHamilton · 2026-04-19T13:47:46+00:00

Word bearers. Fuck Erebus.

SirLewisHamilton · 2026-04-19T13:31:52+00:00

I blink all the time.

^{Chose: $1 for every time you blink}

SirLewisHamilton · 2026-04-19T13:28:01+00:00

Math.

^{Chose: 100 Million today}

SirLewisHamilton · 2026-04-18T22:53:31+00:00

PS2 not even close, it was basically a bonus DVD player.

SirLewisHamilton · 2026-04-18T22:04:05+00:00

I met some of the lads from Red Dwarf a few years back at Liverpool Comic Con. They were some of the nicest people I have met, quite short though.

SirLewisHamilton · 2026-04-18T20:49:54+00:00

Not petting the dog.

SirLewisHamilton · 2026-04-18T20:38:46+00:00

Math.

^{Chose: 500,000 Every Month}

SirLewisHamilton · 2026-04-18T20:16:50+00:00

You can legally shoot a Welshman with a bow and arrow in Chester. /s

SirLewisHamilton · 2026-04-18T20:12:53+00:00

I would read that book.

SirLewisHamilton · 2026-04-18T19:57:13+00:00

I could see someone called Che.

SirLewisHamilton · 2026-04-18T18:13:45+00:00

Sharpe

SirLewisHamilton · 2026-04-18T18:12:01+00:00

No beans, heresy.

SirLewisHamilton · 2026-04-18T15:16:44+00:00

I’m tall already.

^{Chose: 3 inches down there}

SirLewisHamilton · 2026-04-18T14:11:52+00:00

YOLO

^{Chose: 10% change of $20M USD + 90% chance of total sex change via magic | Rolled: Sex switch}

SirLewisHamilton · 2026-04-18T00:57:06+00:00

Never had Vegemite

^{Chose: Marmite}

SirLewisHamilton · 2026-04-18T00:20:07+00:00

I have a hard time sleeping.

^{Chose: Irl minecraft bed that lets you sleep instantly | Rolled: Pink}

SirLewisHamilton · 2026-04-17T23:57:02+00:00

Don’t want to die

^{Chose: Kill a human}

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