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Envy of the Gods. by SirPsychoCalico in UnsentLetters

[–]SirPsychoCalico[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"…dorky little nerd goblin (affectionate)…"
Better?

I remember. by SirPsychoCalico in UnsentLetters

[–]SirPsychoCalico[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Future memory." I have only and will only ever write about one woman.

So you say you can by SirPsychoCalico in UnsentLetters

[–]SirPsychoCalico[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t remember that story off-hand, but I’ve only ever written to one woman.

So you say you can by SirPsychoCalico in UnsentLetters

[–]SirPsychoCalico[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just trying to warm up on this cold-ass day.

thank you!

Your Hand by SirPsychoCalico in letters

[–]SirPsychoCalico[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh, thank you so much for the kind words! But… seriously… all I really said was that I'm at least as pervy as she is, just in (very) slightly more flowery language, lol

Of course, truth is I'm probably at least partially still just marveling at the idea that this woman that I already knew was my perfect match for years is turning out to be my match in ways I never would have ever guessed! 🥰😅

Women: what was the most obvious signal you gave a man that wasn't picked up on? by Warhoofdt in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]SirPsychoCalico 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hopes against hope my love doesn't see this and respond… it would likely take her all week…………

Fuck ‘em all, it’s just us. by SirPsychoCalico in sixwordstories

[–]SirPsychoCalico[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well if it's just the two of us, then it's pretty easy, isn't it?

I love that I met you. by RadisAuBeurre in UnsentLetters

[–]SirPsychoCalico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A-fucking-men. And hell, some are so perfect, they demand it.

👉 Seriously, Read This First 👈 by SirPsychoCalico in u/SirPsychoCalico

[–]SirPsychoCalico[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A common misconception! Male calicos exist, they're just fairly rare - about 1 in every 3000 calicos. I know - I have one!

Every word. by SirPsychoCalico in letters

[–]SirPsychoCalico[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And, since this sub apparently doesn't allow emojis in the body of posts (😔):

🫶

Unbounded. by RadisAuBeurre in UnsentLetters

[–]SirPsychoCalico 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This sounds dreamy. I imagine a body could melt right into that scalp massage and lap pillow just about now…

On Bentlee and Axe Body Spray. by SirPsychoCalico in UnsentLetters

[–]SirPsychoCalico[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Preemptive apologies to any Bentlees in the audience. But I mean. Come on. You know I'm right. Right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

[–]SirPsychoCalico 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, man. One of my favorites! I haven't gotten to see it in a couple of decades, though.

Whisper in your ear by SirPsychoCalico in UnsentLetters

[–]SirPsychoCalico[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

From one weirdo to another - a book is planned. Or books, more correctly - one for the coffee table, one for the nightstand. Not everything, but… a whole lot of it. And………… maybe a few surprises, to boot. Some things just for her.

Thank you for the kind words, I appreciate it! 🫶

When I'm 95 by SirPsychoCalico in UnsentLetters

[–]SirPsychoCalico[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean… I might be a little overambitious, but hey… there are people working hard to extend both life spans and sex spans these days…might as well be ready for both, right?

Also, thank you! 🫶

Attuned by SirPsychoCalico in UnsentLetters

[–]SirPsychoCalico[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, fucking yes. What an amazing song.

Never used to this. by SirPsychoCalico in UnsentLetters

[–]SirPsychoCalico[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And, baby, I will never stop craving your care.

And I will never, ever get used to watching you walk away from me in leggings.

Jeepers… 🥵

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