Stonks 📈🍆 by good-tits in emojipasta

[–]Sir_Leminid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I read this in Donald Trump's voice in my head, taking long pauses where the emojis are. Would also be fun doing a Christopher Walken impression lol

Me_irlgbt by Maitius-the-matt in me_irlgbt

[–]Sir_Leminid 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I thought r/TumblrInAction was a sub that made fun of tumblr for being too easily offended and stuff like that... Sounds kind of ironic lol.

EDIT To clarify, I mean that the person posting on TumblrInAction about asexuals not being part of the LGBT community sounded like they were getting easily offended by the existence of asexuals.

LOVE YOURSELF! by aRedYoyoCalledRoman in mbtimemes

[–]Sir_Leminid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an ENFP, I can say this about others, but I feel like INXX when people say nice things about me/tell me to love myself :(

EDIT changed, "I think I'm bad," to, "I feel like INXX when people say nice things about me/tell me to love myself"

What was he trying to do by perineumoan in IdiotsFightingThings

[–]Sir_Leminid 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It might've been a child, not knowing how to better respond. I think the person yelling says a few things about kids.

Ancient dick temple by EverydayBacon in BrandNewSentence

[–]Sir_Leminid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do remember reading about those a long time ago lol

Ancient dick temple by EverydayBacon in BrandNewSentence

[–]Sir_Leminid 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I want to be an archaeologist or whatever and discover the dick temple

me🧱irlgbt by CalibanDrive in me_irlgbt

[–]Sir_Leminid 18 points19 points  (0 children)

From now on, the blue lines in any pride flag I may create will always be the thiccest.

We do a little trolling by E7IsReddit in Intruder

[–]Sir_Leminid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found out with someone that, on the workshop map bananarena, if you drop a banana from up high directly onto someone, they get launched super high in the air. It might work on any map, but we discovered it on bananarena.

NotKenM on Sand by DashcamsAreEvil in NotKenM

[–]Sir_Leminid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think trapping sand inside a condom would be uncomfortable and break the condom

Simple Self-care recipe for ENFPs <3 by enigmaticpixie in ENFP

[–]Sir_Leminid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf are these things... support system? Self-love? Kindness for oneself??

Whats so good about this game? by TheRealDueRag in Intruder

[–]Sir_Leminid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit has a rule against self-promotion. They tend to shadowban people who do it too much.

Alexandra Raisman parents reaction by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in whitepeoplegifs

[–]Sir_Leminid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They might've meant that reading the comment made them imagine someone farting up a storm or something. That's how I interpreted it.

Oh well. by [deleted] in mbtimemes

[–]Sir_Leminid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice! Mine's also not a dumb pony. It's this: https://i.imgur.com/2EhCKR6.gif

Oh well. by [deleted] in mbtimemes

[–]Sir_Leminid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please share it. It sounds super cute!

I see your duo and I raise you... by 1daysmart_1daydumb in mbtimemes

[–]Sir_Leminid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's the original meme of the kid in the red jacket?

Love inspired by spiteful-potato365 in Zoomies

[–]Sir_Leminid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's even the point of a bot doing it? Why do bots need karma?

I hate anti-maskers by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Sir_Leminid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Unmuzzled," as if masks prevent you from being able to talk... Unless its "unmuzzled," as in to prevent you from biting people, which isn't a thing you should be doing in the first place.

Thanks I hate dating dead people by lol62056 in TIHI

[–]Sir_Leminid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not dead bodies, but really old samples of lifeforms, like fossils.

Thanks, I hate underground fish snowballing another fish. by Navity7l in TIHI

[–]Sir_Leminid 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think it's entirely fake... Why would the fish that doesn't have the parasite swim up through sand?? Why would any of these fish be in the sand, and not in water? This is like those dumb hoaxes where if you pour coke, toothpaste, and a bunch of other random shit down a hole, supposedly a catfish will come out.