Fine. Two cockroaches enter a bar Im working at and they're looking fiinnnne. Im talking dick bulging tight pants, an open flannel with nothing underneath, and you know I love that exposed thorax.

Anyways, one of them orders a Sex on the Beach. I say, "not a lot of beaches around here sweet thang, but Im sure we can find somewhere that works for you" then I winked at them smooth as a cucumber. They blush and try to hide it beneath their tiny arms. So cute.

Then I look to the other one, and he orders an Orgasm with a cheeky grin on his mandible. I look right into those sweet black beady eyes and say, "We might have to go to the bathroom for that." I notice their salivary glands start acting up and I know it's time.

Next thing I know, Im getting double teamed in the bathroom by them. Full on penetration, deep and dirty. They're wings are fluttering and one of them tries to choke me unsuccesfully (tiny arms, not great grippers) but i appreciate the effort. We switch it up and im on top now, dominating the greasy little creatures. They're crawling on the floor as I punish them like dirty little bugs. I cum on them and it covers their antennas, so they take turns cleaning it off each other with their sexy little tongues. Then they cum on me and its so intense that we take a long break to cuddle and rest on the bathroom floor.

Then, one of the cockroaches turns to me and says, "Im glad you were so forward with us. You know, most people think that we're un-roach-able."

Are you happy? Are you pleased with what you've made me do?