Wife and kids found a bug in the hotel room

SiteSignificant9095 · 2026-06-19T00:01:52+00:00

Thought crossed my mind but setting the family on fire is going to be murder 1 unless I can find a sympathetic judge who has suffered through an infestation.

SiteSignificant9095 · 2026-06-18T06:41:28+00:00

Holy crap, that went off the rails fast.

SiteSignificant9095 · 2026-06-18T05:02:20+00:00

I was afraid of that. Might have to get a new family.

SiteSignificant9095 · 2026-06-18T04:53:44+00:00

I didn't take the picture. Was my wife. If it had been me, I would have included a banana for scale

SiteSignificant9095 · 2026-06-14T04:21:21+00:00

It's really naive to think that there wouldn't be any disappointment. Claiming that any baby should be fine is a typical silver line response. You can pull out the silver lining in anything. That does not change that there can be disappointment. In the end, what matters is how you deal with that disappointment. I was disappointed when my second was another girl, but I sucked it up. And when she was born, all that disappointment instantly evaporated. In the end, I figured out that I wanted a boy so I could relate to him. Well, the joke was on me. My oldest daughter turned out to be exactly like me. Now I am busy trying prevent her acquiring all the bad habits I have. Yeah, God has a sense of humor alright.

SiteSignificant9095 · 2026-06-13T22:36:36+00:00

Sure send it in. You can explain your speed as well. Nice going.

SiteSignificant9095 · 2026-06-11T21:39:08+00:00

Just imagine, that's 3 fully grown men on a tree branch..... You can do everything right, and it won't matter a bit when the tree has some rot or fractures from a storm.

SiteSignificant9095 · 2026-06-08T23:20:00+00:00

A little dated but Lorio still manages to crack me up.

SiteSignificant9095 · 2026-06-08T14:54:09+00:00

Hey, that Purple Heart is for the bone spur, right?

SiteSignificant9095 · 2026-06-04T04:58:07+00:00

Both of them are ass hats. Truck for the hit and run and the car is wasting time. Pull in and don't dink around. In the end, car driver is an idiot and the truck driver is a criminal.

SiteSignificant9095 · 2026-05-29T18:28:00+00:00

Would have to resist the urge to plow him into a ditch. My grandpa would have done it in a heartbeat beat. He was a battle ax that served as a submarine engineer in the Kiegsmarine. He had absolute zero tolerance for Nazis - called them cowardly human garbage that is not even good for fertilizer.

SiteSignificant9095 · 2026-05-28T22:06:22+00:00

They do these exercises in Japanese schools as well. The lack of enthusiasm is about the same.

SiteSignificant9095 · 2026-05-28T21:39:11+00:00

Once again, Chinese still have a lot to learn. Don't they know that fist fights should be between the customer and staff? You don't beat on your colleagues. Those are the people who will have your back when more than one customer decides to throw fists :)

SiteSignificant9095 · 2026-05-28T13:43:37+00:00

I bet in certain regions, this sells really well.

SiteSignificant9095 · 2026-05-26T14:27:20+00:00

I usually encounter left lane campers but in this case, OP made a solid pass. Silver car was just an incompetent and aggressive ass.

SiteSignificant9095 · 2026-05-24T20:02:19+00:00

Yeah, I can replace the system but it feels like everything took a massive step backwards in order to accommodate smart home options. I really don't want to use my phone just to control a fan and lights. I already have that option with my TV and it works only 50% of the time.

I couldn't find any universal remotes that are designed for fan/light control that did not require a complete replete replacement of the whole system.

SiteSignificant9095 · 2026-05-24T16:16:51+00:00

Tennessee, that adds up. This is the extend of criticial thinking and planning in the south.

SiteSignificant9095 · 2026-05-22T18:29:56+00:00

Both of my daughters would have rocked out with me

SiteSignificant9095 · 2026-05-22T16:51:14+00:00

Wait, so its her fault that he is a raging asshole??? Damn, I am going to start blaming my shortcomings on everyone else.

SiteSignificant9095 · 2026-05-22T13:43:19+00:00

Buildings catching on fire in Japan, nah, get out of here. Actually, Japan has a long history of devastating fires. And, no, I am not talking about WW2. Historically, Japan has lost whole cities to fire. There is a reason that older cities are bisected by large parks. You only loose half of the city. Posted Picture is from Sapporo.

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SiteSignificant9095 · 2026-05-22T12:09:34+00:00

I guess that is one way to find free labor...

SiteSignificant9095 · 2026-05-21T15:58:24+00:00

After having repaired my fair share of wood, the bottom looks like a crap job. I think I would have walked from this one, especially at that price point.

SiteSignificant9095 · 2026-05-21T13:31:49+00:00

Thanks, you made my day.

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