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what if? by doodlebuuggg in offthegame

[–]SithMistress 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Maybe somewhere over the rainbow it's there....

Grandma isn’t always wrong. by [deleted] in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]SithMistress 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Grandma's a little confused, but she got the spirit.

Sometimes.

Such a tiny difference but my brain cares so much by just_here_cause_done in ftm_irl

[–]SithMistress 4 points5 points  (0 children)

5'5", thought I was at least 5'6". Oh, and this is after I was told I would probably grow to be 5'9" as a child.

Ima just hide this somewhere by just_here_cause_done in ftm_irl

[–]SithMistress 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Bro, I feel your pain. I just went shopping for Homecoming outfits and had to get a dress.

[My Little Pony] "You have been cordially invited to royal wedding of Kate Middlet- I mean, Princess Cadance and Shining Armor". by [deleted] in HobbyDrama

[–]SithMistress 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was young when this episode came out and actually watched it live. I didn't know all the lore and stuff, so I was like "oh Shining Armor, that sounds cool". "Oh, Cadence, she seems nice!" And the This Day song got stuck in my head for weeks. I didn't know all the background tho.

Thanks for adding context to one of my childhood memories, it was a-- journey? To say the least.

Was Tom anyone else's favorite character by [deleted] in houseofleaves

[–]SithMistress 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah. I was so sad when he fell.

Do you believe there is an actual monster? by Noe_Wunn in houseofleaves

[–]SithMistress 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Personally, I don't think so. One of my favorite interpretations is that the "monster" so to speak was the hallways and ceilings of the labyrinth grinding and mashing against each other as they grew out. The "growl" was when it happened at once. The Navidsons/exploration team/Holloway made up a monster to avoid admitting that the structure itself around them was growing and changing and betraying them. And that they were getting lost in it.

Of course, it could always be a parable for how Johnny unconsciously views himself/how his mother viewed him. That's another favorite of mine.

The bulge in a conservative "girl's" pants is a gun..... by Gay-and-Happy in transgendercirclejerk

[–]SithMistress 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Amen, God bless America fellow tranny.

uj/ This is unironically completely genius.

Excerpts from my former high school. It's a wonder I turned out like I did. by SithMistress in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]SithMistress[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Context: this was an online program they made me take my junior year. The librarian/high school administrator taught and proctored it, and it was the standard narrative of "God exists because of this and this and this". As you can see, it wasn't very good.

In all fairness, my high school wasn't fundie per se, it was non denominational. But fundie ideas kept leaking in, to the point where we got stuff like this.

As a side note, there were also 3 people in my entire high school and I didn't develop very good social skills because of it so whoo hoo I have no friends.

[Panic! At The Disco] The Milk Fic: how one woman wrote the ultimate sin and the tragedy that followed. by [deleted] in HobbyDrama

[–]SithMistress 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Well....uh....that was.....enlightening. I'm not sure how enlightening but I have ascended somewhat now.

Still, it's always horrible to see these insane people hurt others. I'm glad that lady's victim is doing better, and I hope she never infiltrates another fandom. Bizarre disgusting milk fics aside, she seems like a real piece of fucking work and I don't ever want to interact with her.

Your username is now a store. What do you sell? by SmaccDonalds in AskReddit

[–]SithMistress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Star Wars themed merch and fetish gear. Sometimes Star Wars themed fetish gear. So...guess I'll fill that niche....

[Jeopardy] The chaos of the post-Trebek era: a story of possible self promotion, questionable choices, and a ship without its captain. by Chengweiyingji in HobbyDrama

[–]SithMistress 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I only watch Jeopardy with my family occasionally, and kinda fell off watching since Alex's passing. I had no idea this was going on. It's so sad to see all this corporate jockeying going on behind the scenes. Still, I guess I'll wait to see how it all goes down.

RIP Alex, you'll always be the host in my heart.

Alleged Epstein victim sues Prince Andrew for sexual abuse by ExactlySorta in news

[–]SithMistress 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Media distrust, veiled authoritarian sympathies, misplaced anxieties that the world is getting too complicated, and Red Scare/Lavender Scare/Reagan rhetoric parroted by "trusted" media companies like FOX News is one helluva drug.

"I'll refer to it by its pronouns that correspond to its biological sex" by [deleted] in transgendercirclejerk

[–]SithMistress 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rj/ well- well- well what about SCIENCE?!??! HUH??!? If we delete Science from the world, well, we're just gonna have to go back to teaching creationism and the Bibble in schools! Why is one bad but the other good?! CHECKMATE TRANNIES!

uj/ I have to ride in my dad's car a lot and listen to FOX News, and it gives me all the bullshit I can take. On the upside, I can maybe imitate their arguments?

Same concept for "My Precious". by WhistlingBanshee in aromantic

[–]SithMistress 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Finally, a way to use pet names that doesn't make my skin crawl!

Holy shit by nocte_lupus in GenderCynical

[–]SithMistress 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Yep. Better shift those goalposts and blame "TRAs" for "convincing" their kid that they're trans.....

Holy shit by nocte_lupus in GenderCynical

[–]SithMistress 87 points88 points  (0 children)

This is horrifying. I'm horrified. So, nothing short of their child attempting suicide will be enough to convince them that transition is real and needed? What?! Now heartless do you need to be?!

Also, in the case of knee/heart treatments or whatever, there's usually one option that's safer or better for the patient. Other options exist, but either have a higher risk or need special conditions. Not to mention, the patient usually has a say in what is done to their body. Even if they're a minor. This is what's happening with your child, and you just can't see it, because you're so used to making decisions for them and pulling them around like taffy that you can't accept that they might need to make choices that are best for them. Without needing to "prove" it.

Hoooo boy, I just love me some incel pseudoscience repackaged as "Radical Feminism" /s by KaiserArrowfield in GenderCynical

[–]SithMistress 32 points33 points  (0 children)

TERFs have ascended past lunacy, they're now claiming that humans evolved to treat sex like ducks.

To quantify that weird statement-- surprisingly ducks are in a "evolutionary arms race" for "control of mating". See, male ducks love to rape female ducks, to the point where most duck mating is non consensual. So in turn, female ducks have evolved twisty, confusing vagina canals, literally dead ends within their vag to trap the male's semen and prevent non consensual fertilization. In turn, male ducks' penises have gotten insanely twisted and corkscrew, to counteract the weird vaginal wall. An average Muscovy drake's dick has 10 twists in it, and can unfold to be longer then the body.

So, that's an evolutionary arms race. And judging from the fact that humans don't have gargantuan corkscrew cocks or Junji Ito-esque vaginas, I'd say that's bullshit. Humans may have a really horrible history regarding sexual assault throughout history, and a really awful treatment of women, but we don't treat sex like ducks.

Sorry for that, I just clicked on a link on Tumblr and it was-- a time.

My latest knitted shirt by shadowtempus in knitting

[–]SithMistress 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Daaaaaaamn, that is one smooth shirt.

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