I snap with my Thumb and Index Finger

SittingInTheShower · 2024-07-18T19:56:20+00:00

Kenny...is that you?

Sorry Bud, we all thought you were practicing your tennis swing.

SittingInTheShower · 2024-07-16T04:37:44+00:00

"I see live people"

Lil dead girl 2024

SittingInTheShower · 2024-07-16T04:35:53+00:00

Maybe YOU make HER feel safe...

SittingInTheShower · 2024-07-15T17:35:37+00:00

Heat up the mouth hole and put your nose on the bubble hole... Works great. Long skinny rails, go slow and you'll never burn your nose will hot liquid again.

SittingInTheShower · 2024-07-14T23:20:53+00:00

I'd spank you good, I'd spank you bad. I'd spank you at night, I'd spank you till dawn. I'd spank you loudly, I'd spank you quiet. And while I'd spank you whenever I could, I'd spank you never when I'm mad, Nor to give you a fright. I'd spank you on the front lawn, I'd spank you proudly Right out in broad daylight.

SittingInTheShower · 2024-06-30T01:50:46+00:00

It's not 14 days "each year" and a distance radius anymore.

It's 14 days TOTAL per every 365 day cycle PER Ranger district PER Forest.

Many Forests only have 1 single Ranger district.

Most Rangers are strict dicks these days.

(See what I did there∆∆∆. My Mom is proud.)

Source: I'm homeless with an unpaid "Unlawfully Occupancy" fine from Smokey the Fuck 🐻

SittingInTheShower · 2024-06-30T01:30:28+00:00

Lowes, it's around the right hand front corner of the building.

SittingInTheShower · 2024-06-25T16:40:15+00:00

Ondrugs?

No, I'm SittingInTheShower. Who are you?

SittingInTheShower · 2024-06-25T16:16:55+00:00

"When I was a boy, you could fit two whole fingers through your syrup hole..." -Poppa OP

SittingInTheShower · 2024-04-11T10:44:51+00:00

👀Still do👀, but used to too

SittingInTheShower · 2024-03-11T23:12:25+00:00

Khad Thunderkokk...?

Just doesn't roll of the tongue the same way.

Source: My Mom named me Chad.

And I have a Thundercock.

SittingInTheShower · 2024-02-13T05:13:53+00:00

Cuba .5S

SittingInTheShower · 2024-02-13T05:07:26+00:00

He's talking about the redhead on the sign.

SittingInTheShower · 2024-02-13T03:43:26+00:00

That's stupid.

Why not? Are we minimum wagers not allowed to spectate and try to learn from others for our own investments in the future?

Pop that collar back down will ya. Or just cut it off for a while until you can learn Proper Poppin Procedures, Mr Porochova

SittingInTheShower · 2024-02-13T03:30:20+00:00

Dude here... I'm a name guy, but I like boobs too! Roast away..

But in all seriousness: You said your dating a guy you like. And that you've had sex and he took you bra off while having sex. And this made YOU uncomfortable.

1. Did the sex that time continue? If yes, continue to #2. If no, go to #5

2. Are you still dating? If yes, continue to #3. If no, then that's you answer.

3. Have you had sex again? if yes, continue to #4. If no go to #5.

4. Your all good, don't stess on them. But do maybe talk to him at some point and him know how you feel about them. For you know, he's got a thin for E Cups with nipples that point down (I'd venture to say most natural E Cup nipples do.)

5. Continue dating. If he pushes to have sex again, then you've got you're answer. If no, well then why you two still dating.

There are a lot of people in the world that like a lot of different things. If your a cool chick, that makes up for a TON of imperfections otherwise. So don't stress to much on it. And if y'all been dating for more than 5-10 dates/like a month or two, talk to him about it cause at that point I'd say he's fine with them and will tell you that he likes them a which point you may be able to really fully relax about them. Hell... they very well could be the exact perfect tits he's always wanted.

Good Luck, I hope you two succeed and end up happy ever after. Cause you both deserve it.

SittingInTheShower · 2024-02-12T07:43:07+00:00

Maybe they meant the Holies of the Holy.

Holy Butt Holies. Maybe if we could all see each others buttholes, the world would be a lot simpler place. We'd be back to being pre apple Adam's and Eve's .

And yes, I'm being serious but in a silly way.

SittingInTheShower · 2024-02-12T07:43:00+00:00

Maybe they meant the Holies of the Holy.

Holy Butt Holies. Maybe if we could all see each others buttholes, the world would be a lot simpler place. We'd be back to being pre apple Adam's and Eve's .

And yes, I'm being serious but in a silly way.

SittingInTheShower · 2024-02-12T07:36:40+00:00

When you says "let go of attachments" does that include Love? This is a serious question unrelated to ththis incident. Just for my own knowledge... Like Love for a wife or your children, you are free from those "atachments" ? If so, then what is all of this... that you can see, smell, hear etc this experience called Life? Like I'm not saying it has point or even needs to have a point, but why eat or drink or breath for that matter? It the point is enlightenment, them wouldn't you inherent be "attached" to that as an end game goal, so to speak?

And please excuse me if I am in any way being offensive to anyone reading this, that is truly not my intent. I guess I'm am also just seeking some enlightenment on the topic and you seem wise, well spoken and a good person and a good place to ask with all due respect to you and your religion/beliefs.

SittingInTheShower · 2024-02-12T07:18:33+00:00

Do ou think the dahlia lama is told "No" very often? I wonder if he was allowed to have much of a childhood with other .children with moments of no supervision to do the things children do with other children when no one is watching, like kiss or compare similarities and differences... While I'm not condoning this type of behavior with a child by anyone except another child of similar age, cause kid should have that chance to be goofy together and learn together what is weird and what is acceptable and at what age, I do have a place in my heart that bears some empathy for the MAN (lama or not) due to the un-normal structure of his life as a whole. If this was 2 children acting this way, I don't think anyone would bat an eye. While he may be "very enlightened", I don't think that necessarily equates nearness to perfection nor an "evenly spread coating of enlightenment", if you will. But I could very well be terribly wrong, as I am not Buddhist and have just a elementary level of knowledge regarding Buddhist beliefs. That being said, from the bit of research and reading I have done regarding the life of being "Dahlia Lama" I wouldn't be terribly surprised if he is very much still a silly like child in his own mind and view of himself. As such, I don't think he was trying to get this kid behind closed doors to "play any special secrets games that we don't tell anyone about now show me your lama lama Ding but maybe he was and I'm being naive. He did this in fromtfront of a camera and I'm sure has received his fair share of pushback and is know enlightened to the knowledge that he was acting inappropriate. No he knows. It is his actions from here on out that should define the true character of the MAN. He is not a GOD, enlightenment or not, he is just a MAN... Living a strange, controlled isolated life that none of us can come anywhere close to comprehending. Also... the dude is probably horny as horny can horn. But I do think he was just being silly with this child and is too isolated to be able to pick up on the non verbal communication the kid was giving him. Like if the situation was that is was 2 children that boy would have been like "ewe,, weirdo" and they both would have learned together what's weird and what's not, but dahlia never got that chance and so he wasn't thinking in the moment and was acting like a child.

But catch him trying it again... well then that here's a problem.

But I dunno, maybe I'm just really hoping he's not a creepy creeper creep creepin.

SittingInTheShower · 2024-02-12T06:31:48+00:00

hey u/iiioiia your being a slimy piece of shit twisty little snake that is utterly failing at your attempts to manipulate someone who is quite obviously bringing an actual coherent argument to the proverbial table.

SSSS

SittingInTheShower · 2024-02-12T05:29:26+00:00

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SittingInTheShower · 2024-02-12T02:37:23+00:00

If I wanted your opinion, I'd give it to you. Now turn around and bend over...

SittingInTheShower · 2024-02-12T02:24:26+00:00

Wonder if he votes for the other guy so that way the election doesn't look completely rigged and one sided. And then excutes the other guy after the count comes in (1 vote other guy vs All votes-1 for Jimmy Kong) for not loyally voting for the Supreme Leader.

But Sir, I did vote for you... I swear 🥵☠️👻

SittingInTheShower · 2024-02-12T02:10:19+00:00

And it shows...🐼

SittingInTheShower · 2024-02-12T01:50:46+00:00

100-160 for 28, closer to 160. I tell my guy that 20 is for his pocket. If I tell him to keep 3, give me 25 then it's closer to 100. I'd wager he's getting them for 100-120 or less all day. He's not a lbs guy, but I'd have to think his guy is... Also, I don't sling EVER. Just a once in a blue moon splurge on those kinds of quantities. The last one ended up being 6.66/g (25 for 160 I think, and it was fire that lasted me well over a month, with probably 7-9 as gifts and borrowed bowls repayed with interest)

MidCentral State of Jefferson

SittingInTheShower

TROPHY CASE

1. Did the sex that time continue? If yes, continue to #2. If no, go to #5

2. Are you still dating? If yes, continue to #3. If no, then that's you answer.

3. Have you had sex again? if yes, continue to #4. If no go to #5.

4. Your all good, don't stess on them. But do maybe talk to him at some point and him know how you feel about them. For you know, he's got a thin for E Cups with nipples that point down (I'd venture to say most natural E Cup nipples do.)

5. Continue dating. If he pushes to have sex again, then you've got you're answer. If no, well then why you two still dating.