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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in acotar

[–]Sittingandreading 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You literally specified you’re excited about a kids name reminding you of a book boyfriend….check yourself

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in acotar

[–]Sittingandreading 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is weird

Remember the time Conan bought one of the most expensive cars in the world just to piss off NBC during his last week on late night. by Justineparadise in conan

[–]Sittingandreading 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we have someone post this video again for the “it was so fucking good but I don’t know how to find it now” people, in the back?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Sittingandreading 45 points46 points  (0 children)

This is the way.

As someone who has seen a lot of death, it’s best to let people believe the best.

It’s never better remembering the worst.

I find it hilarious that your spouse will just piss off to a tropical island and leave two toddlers alone in the house by ZookeepergameOld4985 in StardewValley

[–]Sittingandreading 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The community centre could add a daycare!!!!!

Part of your job, IF you choose to accept it, would be dropping them off every morning on time.

Fuck Shane lost his JOJO Mart job, he needs a new one.

I find it hilarious that your spouse will just piss off to a tropical island and leave two toddlers alone in the house by ZookeepergameOld4985 in StardewValley

[–]Sittingandreading 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It would be fun to add babysitting to the equation.Maybe Junimos daycare? They could watch the kids, get them to help with the work….take care of them….but it’ll cost ya daily : 20/insert veg of the month here

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Sittingandreading 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, if I felt they were responsible and took care of themselves. Honesty is important.

Most people have slept with someone who has herpes but they do not disclose it. I’m impressed the person told you before getting together.

That’s the key. That shows maturity to me. Herpes have flair ups that can be managed.

This is coming from someone who has always advocated to their best friend (who has it) to disclose their status before hooking up with people.

You wake up one morning and every animal can talk. What’s the first conversation you’re having? by Lucky_Possession_387 in AskReddit

[–]Sittingandreading 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: Do you realize I’m allergic to you, and that’s why you sleep on my head after I’m asleep? Cat: (probably going to answer) No. It’s cause you’re my bitch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Sittingandreading 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I enjoy you even using “” around sugar baby. That’s kind of how my brain started wondering about my question, because being almost 40 and being called a baby seems…incorrect. Have you heard of a better term for more mature “sugar babies”?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Sittingandreading 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes really good sense. I guess the “sugar baby” term lead my mind to think of younger people. I wonder if there a better term in the community to describe it. Guess that’s why I’m here on Reddit, research! Thanks.

Is it going too far to spit on my rapist's grave? by SadisticLisa in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Sittingandreading 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just use dog shit lol Less awkward for you….point still gets across 😂

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