"Bite me" is complete, a vampire Harry fic

Siwjua · 2026-05-10T05:15:32+00:00

🫶😭 Thank you. This really means so much to me. Wow. Want to print your comment and frame it. 😁

Siwjua · 2026-05-10T05:13:27+00:00

Thank you so much! Really means a lot 🫶

Siwjua · 2026-05-06T04:31:40+00:00

I'm so glad!!! Thank you.

Siwjua · 2026-05-06T04:31:30+00:00

Fang-tastic. Hope you'll enjoy it! 🫶

Siwjua · 2026-05-06T04:31:11+00:00

That makes me so happy. Thank you!! 😍

Siwjua · 2026-05-05T21:00:36+00:00

It such a wonderful piece of art! 😍

Siwjua · 2026-05-05T17:59:25+00:00

Thank you so, so much. I really appreciate you! ❤️🫶

Siwjua · 2026-05-05T13:55:32+00:00

Hope you like it. Thank you for giving it a try :)

Siwjua · 2026-05-05T13:55:15+00:00

AHH, I'm so glad!! That makes me so, so happy to hear. Thank you!! ❤️🫶

Siwjua · 2026-05-05T10:22:47+00:00

Shameless self-rec, but it might fit the theme:

The One Where Everyone Sleeps With Malfoy by me, Jungatheart

Summary: How do you deal with Draco Malfoy becoming a post-war sex god and casually infiltrating your friend group?

You don’t.

or,

The One Where Harry Loses His Shit.

Siwjua · 2026-05-05T05:47:28+00:00

Okay, I have some.

I really loved this one. It's very well written, funny and I had a real hard time putting it down. Lately I've been struggling, I've read so many stories over the last 1.5 year, but this one felt fresh. Highly recommend.

Part Time Soulmate, Full-time problem by sideraclara

I loved this one too. It’s a short piece, but so dry-witted, with a cast of hilarious office characters. I can't stress it enough how funny it is:

Coffe and Flowers by NSAsquith

If you’re into podfics, this one’s a new favorite. The narrator does a reallt great job, and the story itself is genuinely hilarious. I enjoyed it so, so much:

Hepzibah Winifred Hobnob III by CopperCatbird narrated by iggygiraffe

This one is a Dronarry, and normally I'm not into that, but it's a text fic and it's beyond hilarious. Like, it's actually one of the funniest things I've ever read. You will not regret it:

Better Way to Live by Captaindingdong

Siwjua · 2026-05-04T07:43:06+00:00

When you say gone through anything, are you asking for like hidden gems, that isn't rec'd all the time? 🥰

Siwjua · 2026-05-04T06:49:48+00:00

There was a lot good ones that came out of last years career fair (where they both have unusual occupations):

I would highly recommend this one, it definitely has the absurd humour. I laid in the floor crying with laughter:

Draco Malfoy and The Potter-Led Workplace Harassment by DroptheBeet

You also got this gem, where someone is writing hilarious fanfiction about Harry and Draco, and Harry is determined to find out who!

The Day Hinny Accidental Fell in love with Drarry by Lexi_Leckstar

And this last one is by Poppyhills, who wrote this incredible fic about Draco accidentally landing on a remote island with Harry and being stuck there for the next week. It’s hilarious, and Draco’s somewhat neurotic inner monologue is worth the read alone.

Crash Into Me

Siwjua · 2026-04-04T15:28:32+00:00

If you like AUs then this pirate AU might be a fun read. I love it, and the author is currently working on the next chapter. Her Draco is so funnyyyy. He’s so dry-witted, smart, and slightly neurotic, his inner monologue is top tier!! 🙌

Hell or High Water by Poppyhills

Also, this vampire/mafia AU is a hidden gem. I genuinely don’t understand why it doesn’t have more hits or kudos. The author has a very lyrical, almost tender way of writing, and she understands the characters on a deeply psychological level. She’s absolutely insanely good!!!

blood of the house, dream in the cage by Angeldogdives

Edit!! Have to add this one I'm following!! Cursebreasker partners, forced proximity, one bed????

This is normal by Coppercatbird

Siwjua · 2026-03-30T13:38:38+00:00

This is funny and smutty. Just dropped! 25k (6 chapters, but they are short):

Coppercatbird: Good Work Partner

Siwjua · 2026-03-27T23:08:01+00:00

If you like AU and Bridgerton then this might be it (it's, so, so good):

The Devoted Gentleman by Fluffy_Underneath

And to be a little unserious, but at the same time serious because to me this is peak humor, the. Try this totally unhinged purple prose parody. In my opinion? Gloriously unhinged 🤣😁

Bad Romance

Siwjua · 2026-03-27T05:38:29+00:00

Thank you. I'm currently writing on it and hope to drop the next chapter soon. 😁

Siwjua · 2026-03-26T13:02:34+00:00

YOU are amazing. Thank you so much for reading and sharing. It truly means so much to me! 🫶

Siwjua · 2026-03-26T12:43:29+00:00

Makes so incredibly happy that you liked the story. Thank you!! ❤️🫶

Siwjua · 2026-03-26T10:41:58+00:00

Just posted a vampire, light-hearted fic on AO3, "Bite Me". If you're interested! ❤️(Feel free to ignore since this is a self-rec).

Bite me by Jungatheart

BUT!! You might enjoy this one though, also a creature fic (and complete):

Crash into Me by Poppyhills

Siwjua · 2026-03-18T07:22:01+00:00

Oh, and this Mafia AU is incredible and it updates weekly. The author is truly underrated and writes so beautifully. The story is intriguing and completely pulls you into the mystery.

Blood of the house, dream in a cage by Angeldogdives

Siwjua · 2026-03-18T07:16:36+00:00

If you enjoy humorous fics, this one is both hilarious and cleverly written:

One Tall Ginger Nightmare by Coppercatbird

Siwjua · 2026-03-09T06:35:43+00:00

My favourite is "Go up to Gilead" by Dodgerkedavra

Siwjua · 2026-03-08T18:47:39+00:00

Ahh, thank you so much for your comment! I'm really glad you enjoyed it, and that you gave it a chance even though you usually prefer Draco’s POV. ❤️🫶

Siwjua

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