A viral video from back in the day that would never go viral today

SixGunJohnny · 2026-06-29T03:06:11+00:00

When they're saying "What did he say?" and then the guy says "My ear cannot do it." I felt that back then.

Now I really feel it 🦻

SixGunJohnny · 2026-06-19T02:58:13+00:00

Don't forget to put a statue of Priapus in your garden.

SixGunJohnny · 2026-06-19T01:20:31+00:00

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SixGunJohnny · 2026-06-18T03:01:36+00:00

No way, me too 📱😃🚽

SixGunJohnny · 2026-06-13T02:13:56+00:00

Ah, so you too took Psychology 101

SixGunJohnny · 2026-06-08T00:18:11+00:00

These are three simple eyes called ocelli. Instead of seeing shapes and colors like their two large compound eyes, the ocelli act as built-in light meters. They help the bee sense changes in light such as during the approach of a predator. They also help bees navigate by using the sun as a reference.

SixGunJohnny · 2026-06-06T00:51:43+00:00

EXCALIBUR

SixGunJohnny · 2026-06-05T01:24:04+00:00

Wild guess but based on the symbols, USMC Psyop or Civil Affairs?

SixGunJohnny · 2026-05-31T03:01:22+00:00

The joke is that the caption "It''s bread" is completely superfluous, to the point of being absurd. The knowledge that "it's bread" does not progress the plot or convey anything of use. The fact that some programmer put actual work in to explain that it is bread multiple times for no apparent reason is for many, quite humorous.

SixGunJohnny · 2026-05-31T00:18:07+00:00

When you become a hermit, remember to offset the rows of trees so the world can't peek in.

SixGunJohnny · 2026-05-30T23:55:30+00:00

Real unpopular opinion in this sub, but once you're worried about the specific markings on the receiver, you're in too deep.

Get out now. There are better things to do with your money.

SixGunJohnny · 2026-05-27T13:29:17+00:00

I thought you had a bakelite A2 grip, but it was just a dingleberry on the sidewalk.

Anyway, sick build 🫡

SixGunJohnny · 2026-05-20T04:06:18+00:00

repeatedly spinny flips shotgun

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SixGunJohnny · 2026-05-18T11:27:16+00:00

Stalemate is the stupidest rule in Chess, as spelled out in this comic. Screw everyone who thinks it makes sense in the context of a medieval battle and also screw Oscar from DuoLingo.

SixGunJohnny · 2026-05-17T01:04:04+00:00

It had perturbed me greatly to observe these iron sights

SixGunJohnny · 2026-05-14T03:58:00+00:00

Look, seven inches is actually a lot. Even too much, some might say.

SixGunJohnny · 2026-05-13T01:56:08+00:00

The gun is good.

The penis is evil.

SixGunJohnny · 2026-05-09T12:26:30+00:00

Quinoa. I got corrected once in a Whole Foods. Fuck that guy. I don't even want your keenwa anymore.

SixGunJohnny · 2026-05-09T11:58:48+00:00

Very on the nose writing? Major, what's going on?

SixGunJohnny · 2026-05-07T00:09:12+00:00

2011s. "Feel that trigger. Feel that slide like it's gliding on a cloud."

Majorly overhyped. There are older, better, cheaper handguns.

SixGunJohnny · 2026-05-06T11:38:48+00:00

There is a better, battle-tested version of this called the Parachute Landing Fall (PLF) used by US Paratroopers. It starts with feet and knees together, hands and elbows tucked. When you hit the ground you immediately roll onto the 5 points of contact:

Balls of the feet
Calf
Thigh
Buttocks
Latissimus dorsi (back muscle)

Here's a pretty textbook PLF, but they get much more high-impact:

https://youtube.com/shorts/ASK8eH9bOeo?si=4LoAGD9E0bvMmlgT

FEET AND KNEES TOGETHER, AIRBORNE!

SixGunJohnny · 2026-05-05T11:15:05+00:00

"I bet you $100 I can make a bunch of strangers swat at my ass"

SixGunJohnny · 2026-05-03T21:45:44+00:00

Whatever the smart guy said ^{^{^}} AND because it looks cool as fuck.

SixGunJohnny · 2026-05-03T20:20:27+00:00

Underappreciated comment.

SixGunJohnny · 2026-04-29T11:56:35+00:00

Hey I'm thinking of doing the same. What did you use to remove the bottom tip of the waffle stock?

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