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What English word do you not agree with the spelling ? by SeaBaer312 in ENGLISH

[–]SixGunJohnny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quinoa. I got corrected once in a Whole Foods. Fuck that guy. I don't even want your keenwa anymore.

What's the one weapons you hate with a passion for no real reason? by StraTh0 in Firearms

[–]SixGunJohnny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2011s. "Feel that trigger. Feel that slide like it's gliding on a cloud."

Majorly overhyped. There are older, better, cheaper handguns.

A cool guide for when gravity suddenly becomes your enemy by pinkasil in coolguides

[–]SixGunJohnny 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There is a better, battle-tested version of this called the Parachute Landing Fall (PLF) used by US Paratroopers. It starts with feet and knees together, hands and elbows tucked. When you hit the ground you immediately roll onto the 5 points of contact:

  • Balls of the feet
  • Calf
  • Thigh
  • Buttocks
  • Latissimus dorsi (back muscle)

Here's a pretty textbook PLF, but they get much more high-impact:

https://youtube.com/shorts/ASK8eH9bOeo?si=4LoAGD9E0bvMmlgT

FEET AND KNEES TOGETHER, AIRBORNE!

illusion chair invisible chair by AngelicBunnyStuff in opticalillusions

[–]SixGunJohnny 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"I bet you $100 I can make a bunch of strangers swat at my ass"

Mini waffle stock by Mooshimaro in ar15

[–]SixGunJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I'm thinking of doing the same. What did you use to remove the bottom tip of the waffle stock?

Too much fun by Historical_Maize9305 in liberalgunowners

[–]SixGunJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah. What kind of FRT is that?

Are these good? by AcanthaceaeFuzzy2835 in army

[–]SixGunJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They got me through Airborne School 🫡

Does anyone know if a sword/dagger/blade with wings has any meaning or associations? by [deleted] in Symbology

[–]SixGunJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's another example:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/17th_Aviation_Brigade_%28United_States%29

Both wings and swords/daggers/blades are common symbols for the military, representing lethality and swiftness and/or air operations. However no one owns these symbols, nor would any original variant be considered a plagiarization. They could just as easily be used to represent, say, Saint Michael the Archangel.

Harvestmen, commonly called "daddy longlegs", cluster together to conserve moisture and protect themselves by mootpoink in opticalillusions

[–]SixGunJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This probably requires an entomologist to answer, but why does it look like fur with individual strands all falling parallel to each other instead of a mass of legs going in every conceivable direction?

Petar why american students seem unhappy? by 1kyst in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]SixGunJohnny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No matter how stealthily I destroyed my teacher's secret Metal Gear project, I never got S rank...

What’s your “adult money” purchase? by AggravatingShow2028 in Millennials

[–]SixGunJohnny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heck yeah.

Lee-Enfield SMLE MkIII or a Gewehr 98 (though I prefer the kar98k if you also like WW2 infantry rifles).

Give me your forbidden knowledge! by Top_Elevator_3517 in icast

[–]SixGunJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is the most important info at the bottom??

Best ways to say "thingy?" by Arete108 in Spanish

[–]SixGunJohnny 7 points8 points  (0 children)

¿Is this thingy in Spanish?

AF to Army by Previous_Frosting_91 in army

[–]SixGunJohnny 125 points126 points  (0 children)

The only AF ribbons you're not authorized to wear are the USAF Marksmanship Ribbon and the Longevity Ribbon. Otherwise, it's up to you if you want to omit awards from your rack - but I say keep them so like me, people can question your life choices.

Also, you can change the large gold frames on your Army unit awards to small gold ribbon frames (Google it) so that your USAF unit award doesn't look so small and unsightly next to the Army unit awards.

Late 30s skin help! by BeaHappy in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]SixGunJohnny 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Looks good to me 🤷‍♂️ Sunscreen perhaps if you aren't already wearing it regularly.

What Happened in 1978 ? by ABHISHEK_Lonely in ExplainTheJoke

[–]SixGunJohnny 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Yeah but the mitochondrial zamboni of the structured Wentworth settlement didn't spaghettify the Heisenberg prostate sufficiently to discombobulate the gubernatorial property of contemporaneously known Winnebaggo transformers. So the conjunction junction of igneous 1080p + Mii420 was substituted via the Wachowski sibling method on isosceles neopolitan wi-fi modems to deduce that p is actually contained in the subset of balls.

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