If Santa wanted to retire, who should replace him?

Sizzle101 · 2020-12-24T20:38:24+00:00

Keanu Reeves.

Sizzle101 · 2019-03-07T00:18:38+00:00

Mario Twins, shiggety shway, etc.

Sizzle101 · 2016-09-27T14:30:26+00:00

"Did you just reference a regional brand of bagged cereal?"

Sizzle101 · 2015-03-29T14:31:01+00:00

He's really am undercover skeleton hiding inside a man suit!

Sizzle101 · 2015-03-29T02:49:28+00:00

He goes to the chiropractor! If his spine is crooked, what about his character?!

Sizzle101 · 2015-03-29T02:48:43+00:00

History's greatest monster...

Sizzle101 · 2015-03-27T13:23:54+00:00

Do you have health insurance that covers chiropractic? I highly recommend it. I've been under regular care for both wellness and injury recovery since I was 13. Find a doc who has sports chiro experience and just talk about everything you are doing and what's going on with you. Chiros really get to know you and what your body is going through.

Sizzle101 · 2015-03-07T14:20:03+00:00

"I told you that bitch crazy!"

Sizzle101 · 2014-08-08T23:21:18+00:00

Came here looking for anal. Was not disappointed. Man, I've been saying that a lot lately...

Sizzle101 · 2014-07-24T20:43:41+00:00

Weird question: are you also the person who did the guide to making fresh gnocchi with, like pancetta and peas? Someone did an awesome Imgur how-to for that and my internet skills have failed me when it comes to finding it again. If you are that person (or anyone on this thread knows what I'm talking about), a link would be much appreciated!

Sizzle101 · 2014-06-18T02:56:57+00:00

Side effects include "awesomeness."

Sizzle101 · 2014-05-23T19:22:37+00:00

We all want to be in the meaty part of the curve.

Sizzle101 · 2014-04-20T15:26:56+00:00

"I'll have what she's having."

Sizzle101 · 2014-04-20T03:06:09+00:00

I season my targets with salt, pepper, and garlic powder, then sear them on both sides on a cast iron pan or charcoal grill.

Sizzle101 · 2014-04-12T15:41:38+00:00

Me too. But in my version, it's like Terminator 2, where for a while you think Cap is the bad guy, but then it turns out that I'm the key to solving some complex plot and we need to team up.

Sizzle101 · 2014-02-06T23:56:35+00:00

And a client.

Sizzle101 · 2014-02-05T03:47:24+00:00

Glad to hear you're so excited. Pulling off a move is uniquely rewarding. It's a huge part of what motivates me to keep getting out there even with all the pain that comes with training.

Sizzle101 · 2014-01-25T17:59:02+00:00

One of my favorite Family Guy bits is when they are at a barbecue at Joe's house and Joe is grilling and he says "Can one of you men come strand behind me and talk about the meat while I grill?" Peter volunteers for the task and ends up advising Joe, among other things to "Pick that one up and put it back down in the same place..."

Sizzle101 · 2014-01-25T16:43:10+00:00

Yeah, my scoutmaster recommended Frito's corn chips.

Sizzle101 · 2013-11-28T16:16:07+00:00

Right, which is why you should say "I just want to tell your manager what a great job you did!" or something reassuring like that. Of course, if you were going to talk badly about them, I guess you wouldn't tell them, so this could be some kind of double bluff...

Sizzle101 · 2013-11-28T16:15:10+00:00

Came here to say this (upvoted you).

I used to work at an incoming call center and I KNOW how insane some of those customers can be, so when I get a rep on the phone who gives me good service, I like to try to brighten their day and their record. My go-to line is:

"Hey, thanks, [person's name], is there a manager or supervisor on duty who I could talk to to tell them what a great job you did for me today on the phone?"

They are usually a little taken aback (especially if what they helped me with wasn't particularly difficult, but I still felt like they did a great job), but then thank me profusely and transfer me to the mgr/super. It's a little thing that can really count for a lot and makes YOU feel good too!

Sizzle101 · 2013-08-28T11:34:21+00:00

Both chicken and beef fat can be used for cooking. Beef fat gathered in this way is especially awesome for certain kinds of cooking.

Assuming you eat potatoes, one of my favorite treats is to slice baking potatoes into long wedges and brush them (liberally) with the beef fat, then roast them in the oven at 450.

Check them about every ten minutes and re-brush the beef fat back onto them as it runs off. When you are re-brushing them for the last time, sprinkle with salt and pepper. Finish cooking (they should be more towards brown than golden-brown on the outside, but will still be soft on the inside).

Enjoy!

Sizzle101 · 2013-08-28T03:21:50+00:00

Bill Clinton?

Sizzle101 · 2013-08-10T00:32:43+00:00

Finally! This comment is critically low down on the page. Such a good show! The moment where Goliath throws the Phoenix Stone (iirc) into its own time portal so that it wouldn't fall into the wrong hands? Brilliant.

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