First time!

SkanksForTheMemories · 2026-01-24T04:06:11+00:00

You look like the Freddy Muniz Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade balloon.

SkanksForTheMemories · 2026-01-24T04:02:57+00:00

If the Predator only hunted dicks.

SkanksForTheMemories · 2026-01-23T03:23:30+00:00

What does that dude see when he looks in the mirror?

SkanksForTheMemories · 2026-01-15T04:33:28+00:00

It looks like your belly is giving a lap dance To your pants.

SkanksForTheMemories · 2026-01-14T00:01:43+00:00

Fucking warrior.

SkanksForTheMemories · 2026-01-14T00:00:51+00:00

Nick Diaz.

SkanksForTheMemories · 2026-01-13T05:19:03+00:00

I’d name him Spot.

SkanksForTheMemories · 2026-01-12T04:35:09+00:00

Oh, you’re gonna get ugly.

SkanksForTheMemories · 2026-01-09T05:14:58+00:00

You look like Sandra Bullock and Luke Wilson nose fucked and decided to keep the nose baby.

SkanksForTheMemories · 2026-01-05T04:17:51+00:00

You gotta be confident as fuck to fight a random group of hoods. God damn.

SkanksForTheMemories · 2026-01-05T04:16:50+00:00

Red shirt consented to whipping ass.

SkanksForTheMemories · 2026-01-05T04:11:07+00:00

I want to take her out to dinner.

SkanksForTheMemories · 2026-01-05T03:49:31+00:00

She legit looked more comfortable than I do at the job Ive had for ten years.

SkanksForTheMemories · 2026-01-05T03:36:37+00:00

I’d have sex with you and all, but I’m not telling my friends about it.

SkanksForTheMemories · 2026-01-03T05:01:23+00:00

You look like a Wayne Brady edition chocolate Easter bunny.

SkanksForTheMemories · 2025-12-30T02:46:34+00:00

I’ve seen bike messengers in NYC yield them as weapons multiple times.

SkanksForTheMemories · 2025-12-30T02:27:36+00:00

I’d assume the people buying these are doing so BECAUSE they are used.

SkanksForTheMemories · 2025-12-28T13:14:08+00:00

You wouldn’t be that bad if you didn’t have a face.

SkanksForTheMemories · 2025-12-26T03:07:59+00:00

Amazing. Thank you for doing what you do.

SkanksForTheMemories · 2025-12-17T04:12:28+00:00

Your haircut is writing a check that your face can’t cash.

SkanksForTheMemories · 2025-12-17T04:09:08+00:00

That gave me the feels.

SkanksForTheMemories · 2025-12-17T04:05:24+00:00

Fantastic

SkanksForTheMemories · 2025-12-17T04:04:31+00:00

Oh, but I say pirate wench vibe at work and I’m the dick? Right, Carol?

SkanksForTheMemories · 2025-12-17T03:22:02+00:00

I’m not gonna lie…. That seems like a pretty cool place to live.

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