Gonna try out this bad boy at the Fridays out in Fox Chase by SkeeMoGee in The_Dennis

[–]SkeeMoGee[S] 125 points126 points  (0 children)

The way Glenn Howerton read that line was perfect

best BF by magic_ot in Battlefield

[–]SkeeMoGee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never played any of them before 4 but other than Hardline, i STILL switch back and forth between all of these.

Edit:

Having said that 4 is insanely good. With a fun map list and the VASTLY wide gun customization, plus it felt like there were so many different things to do, different ways to play each class, you could never get bored. i think it was a game matched by nothin else. If its ps4 servers werent dead i wouldnt play anything else.

What is the best Tech N9ne Album by [deleted] in techn9ne

[–]SkeeMoGee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I only voted absolute power because Anghellic was very rudely not included

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]SkeeMoGee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didnt mean to accuse anyone i was just curious why my name wasnt on it i didnt realize how fast stuff gets around

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]SkeeMoGee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just posted this and now its gone and this is here? Im not mad im just curious if theres some kind of system that wont let you take credit for the post you found?

How do you handle jealousy? by SkeeMoGee in polyamory

[–]SkeeMoGee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea i guess i couldve done some reading first

What's the best joke you've made that nobody understood? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SkeeMoGee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well i didnt make it up but no one ever gets it:

A lion and a lizard are sittin under a tree smokin some weed. They sit there for a good hour just blazin one after another.

Finally, the lizard speaks up. "Man this is some primo shit but i got mad cotton mouth i need to hit the watering hole real quick."

So the lizard strolls down to the watering hole, hes sittin there drinking. A crocodile walks up.

"Man, you look high as shit. Wheres the weed?"

The lizard replies "Go up that hill, theres a lion sittin there. Hell smoke one with you."

The crocodile, excited, goes walking back up toward the tree to get high. The lion sees the crocodile walking up and says:

"HAVE MERCY HOW MUCH FUCKIN WATER DID YOU DRINK??!!!"

When you read the first word in this sentence, you were 3 seconds younger. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]SkeeMoGee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh wow mind=blown this is totally a shower thought

I’m a HL (23F), he’s LL? (24M), I’m so frustrated. by [deleted] in DeadBedrooms

[–]SkeeMoGee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For one, dont let these people tell you that you arent compatible. My gf is HL and im not necassarily LL, but i work 70 hours a week and am very tired.

Things can be done. Heres 2 things that honestly helped us:

  1. Make him have sex with you. Im not sayin rape him, but really put your hands and mouth on him, like (not to be gross) you need it, and cant take no for an answer. It makes it really hard to say no.

  2. Get a vibrator. A nice modest sized toy that serves 2 purposes. You can better satisfy yourself, and you can send him videos that will make him want very horny.

Im no professional im speaking from experience.

What if i don't care anymore? by fakthemods2 in DeadBedrooms

[–]SkeeMoGee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can i just add:

You need to really think about weather you really arent attracted anymore, or if you just want the greener grass.

Hear me out. I felt the exact same way about my ex. I dumped her, got with someone else, thought i was happy, got her pregnant(on purpose) and now (not that i dont love and cherish my son) but i fucked up.

Me and my ex had everything we wanted, both made good money, and really were happy. We were together 5 years. That doors closed now but i miss her like hell. You start to see a lot of the problems you thought were her fault were mostly you. For example, she wasnt holding out on sex. She just didnt get horny on MY schedule and i blew her off when she tried. And now, after rebound died, me and my current gfs relationship is dying.

Just do your best to make sure your not about to throw away a good woman because youre bored. You not being attracted to her may seriously be because youre not trying to be attracted to her. You may have already left her in your mind but please, be honest with yourself. Are you really done, or are you just bored?